Sunday, March 30, 2008

Reflections on a Sunday!

Okay, so my life pretty much rocks. Kicks ass actually.

I have four kids, each totally individualized from the other. Leaving the den, one by one, "getting a life"...

A husband who not only loves me, and thinks about me but also respects who I am. A man who touches me, never forgetting to remind me that I am loved by him.

Jobs, many, all of which I really have a passion for. Some I even have a talent performing ;)

Family, friends, pets - here, there, everywhere. Love galore!

Aspirations, goals, dreams, wishes and the drive to damn well do it! Yes!

Thoughts, ideas, morals, values allowing my journeys to be safe - as safe as they can be.

Microwave butter popcorn, a good movie (subjective to the individual) and a warm cozy blanket keep me from ...dishes, laundry, computer = scrabulous and blogging.

Until we meet again,

WW :-D

PS. For Nator!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Life Is But A Game!

Scrabble, and Mastermind are two of my most favoritest games of all times!
I still am working on my scrabble game as for mastermind - Ooooh I rock at that!

Ahem, that's all I wanted to say.
Buhbye ,

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

This is the blog that never ends...

It goes on (probably some neurotic behaviour disorder) and on ( or like a disease ie: crabs) my friends (stay far enough away that I can see your hands at all times) . Some people started reading it (sick perverts) not knowing what it (we ALL know what "it" is) was, and they continue reading it (like I said, sick perverts), forever (a long, long time), just because (you know why ;)!

This is the blog that never ends (do I hear a HALLELUJAHS?!) it goes on and on my friends (a stranger is a friend you've never met) ...

Signing off, I am Wonder Woman!

"Tits McGee is on vacation."

La, la, laaaaa...

Monday, March 24, 2008

Setting Goals

Setting Goals!

This next fitness session is going to take place in the good ol' outdoors!

It's about getting moving, motivation, working on our cardio, and of course as the title suggests, "Setting Goals"
- Yessssssssss!

Mondays and Wednesdays:
The session will run from March 31st - June 11th 2008.
We will meet in front of the gym!

There will be as usual, three individual classes pertaining to different choices in goals.

Runners/Walking Shoes/Trainers: The most important thing is that your shoes are well cushioned and comfortable. Make sure they don't give you blisters or rub anywhere. Shoes are an investment into your healthy lifestyle!

The 9am Class: Focus on "Getting Moving". Walking is a great cardiovascular fitness routine. And as such, we will be setting out on adventures each Monday and Wednesday morning!
*You will need a good pair of outdoor walking/running shoes, a water bottle, and a smile!

Getting Moving: Many people start exercising to lose weight. Some people exercise as a means to quit smoking. Others have as their goals relieving stress, or finding some time for themselves.

The 12noon Class: "Speed It Up! " with a dash of spice ;) We will get those heart rates going and keep them there, allowing our bodies to efficiently burn those extra calories! No worries ladies, lunges and squats will not be forgotten in our blissful routine!
*Outdoor running/walking shoes, water bottle, and enthusiasm required!

Goal Setting: Motivation is important for all runners, but particularly so for beginners who have not yet had a chance to recognize the positive values of running, which are not always easy to explain or measure. Before you take your first steps, establish a goal. Do not give up until you reach that goal.

The 5pm Class: Is all about "Setting Goals". Don't think you can? I know you can. With this "Setting Goals" class we're going to learn about what it is YOU NEED in a fitness routine. We will begin very slowly, no one will ever be left behind. A buddy system will be in place and pretty much your legs do all the work for you - all you do is show up and continue to be amazed at how successful you've become!
*Please bring your outdoor running shoes, water bottle, and heavy breathing ;-P

Cost: $100.00 for the entire session!
*You may attend any/all the classes, one, twice, or as often as you want - per week!

Post dated cheques are, of course accepted!

Includes: A fancy dancy T-shirt, and many good - healthy - blissful - goddess like times!

Anyone interested, see you Monday March 31st!

With Enthusiasm,
WW ;)

Note: Punch Cards will not be sold during this session; however if you have a previously purchased 'Punch Card' and want to use it - do it! If you opt to pay for the $100.00 session and not use your 'Punch Card', please hold onto them as they're always valid! T-shirts purchases separate, for 'Punch Card' holders.

Good Morning Monday!

Hope everyone had a most excellent journey this weekend past! Whether it was physically visiting others, going to church, seeing family, sleeping, reading a book, out in the fresh air, partaking in the cinema, shopping, receiving services rendered, etc... it all counts!
And as always, take care out there...
PS. I did have stuff to moan on about, however I bled and now feel dandy doodle-ific! Alas, the pissing session need not begin at all.
Aaaaaah, I love hormone balance. It's one of those things I'm truly blessed for having.
*crosses fingers*
Thinking about menopause at a later date...
:) Toodles!

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Friday, March 21, 2008

Good Friday!

Who'd a thunk it?

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Thrive Me, Thrill Me - Thursday!

I've recently been thinking about all the adventures I'd like to embark on, before I pass on. Thoughts anywhere from travelling to learning how to snowboard, continuously pop into the old filing cabinet.
Dusting off a few "ideas" which now don't seem like plausible options, rather not my bag actually. Like, I want to jump out of an airplane - I don't crave this anymore. Interesting how much I change from each year unto the next. I guess that is how I was created - insane crazy like - bipolar ;-)

However, you don't need to plan that ski diving trip TODAY - NOW - PRONTO! You could simply make less detrimental choices today.

  • Go off, create dinner different from yesterday, last week, ever in fact!
  • Your choice of poison first thing in the am is tea, be daring have a coffee!
  • Wear red or pink - it WILL make you smile :)
  • Go to the gym and do a workout you'd never try, heck even venture outside for a run!
  • Wake up the person next to you with a gentle hug. . .

You see it IS all about choices. And when life get stuffy, kinda stale, too easy.. shake it up a bit! Comfort is nice, comfortable really ;) It can be tedious too. With all this said, today is indeed a red lace panty day for me! Just thinking about how else to juggle up something new/fun/different/thrill seeking for today...

Feel, being alive, after all it IS a blessing!

Out with a side of blessings,
WW :)

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Sheesh, I Almost Forgot!

The week is almost through, enjoy today, for everything that it is, and what perhaps you can make of it *wink* *wink*...
Keep it up!
WW :)

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Titillating Tuesday

Yeah, not much time to type about what I'm feeling deep within my thigh region.

However, this should keep y'all stimulated!

Play nice, be safe and wear your f*cking helmut already!

WW :)

PS. I'm so darn classy and poetic!

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Aaaah, We Are On Our Way To...

Keep Yer Peckers Up!

Friday, March 14, 2008

Not So Revelation Like!

Thoughts, inspired through sweating at the gym...

1) Drink more damn water!

2) Have sex, MORE!

3) Sleep, longer, aka: MORE!


5) Don't give up!


WW ;)

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Tag You're It! Your Turn to Hide Wilma!

Mister WapittiiiiiiiWeeeeeee nominated me to play a little game. And we all know how juvenille I can be, so here it goes...

Here's the rules:Go back through your archives and post the links to your five favorite blog posts that you’ve written. Then tag five (or more) other people. At least two of the people you tag must be newer acquaintances so that you get to know each other better.

*Link one must be about family.
My family on our wedding day, July 7th, 2007!

*Link two must be about friends.
Ya gotta have friends!

*Link three must be about yourself.
Hmmmm, I choose this one!

*Link four must be about something you love.
I love penis.
and this...
Sex, I love sex too!

*Link five can be about anything you choose.
You're special!

As for taggage, I nominate:
Difster Doodle

Maddness Pronto
Natoring Nater

In a Nut Shell!

My mind is swirling today with random questions. Rhetorical questions, which by the way suits me, as I don't like to ask for help ;-P

Questions like:

  • Shouldn't I hate my ex husbands? Especially my first one, we were young and he wasn't nice very often. My second is almost too daft to be held responsible, which is some weird way pisses me off more. If, I cared to be pissed off that is. And my therapist did help with the healing... Typically, I just don't give a rat's ass. But I don't hate them. *shrugs* Hmm, good on me :)

  • Why the hell can't I spell worth shit? STILL. I read, I write, and then I spell check. I make up and create more words than humanly possible. *rolling eyes* It's cos I'm unique and special, like everyone else ;)

  • Every time I wash a dishes, more appear once the sink water has been drained. How does that happen? It's like magical or something!

  • I really, really enjoy sex with my husband! Feeling a little tingly just mentioning it ;-P

  • Wednesday Wing Night - Mmmmm, love it!

  • Estimating, by my calculations we did, roughly about 250 lunges yesterday at the 5pm class! HOLY SHIT! No wonder my ass is tightening up as I type... And to think someone referred to me as their "evil" fitness instructor. Pffft, I'm not evil in a bad way. Actually I'm pretty damn blissful! I'll let cha know how I feel about that later today when I can't sit down on the toilet!

  • Laundry is done, dishes for the most part (read above) are washed, kids are off to wherever the go every day (kidding), it's quiet, I'm alone, and I truly love this time of the day. Other than the slight jingling from the dog's collars, the motor from the fridge, the computer humming sound, EVERYTHING is silent...

  • My life, it doesn't get any better than this!

Bless your stinky butts,

WW :)

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Happy Day!

Nuff said, really ;)

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Softly Being

Tired and bedraggled I feel.

I did however still pick my ass up out of bed to go to the gym this morning.

A banana and peanut butter breakfast had.

Clients today; a pedicure and a nose piercing. Maybe some walk ins. It's all good.

On foot today; reoccurring realization - two feet and a heart beat, I'm walking around town today. How ridiculous not to.

No manic high, not manically low. Just so. Hanging on, slight smile pursing my lips.

Nothing good or bad...

I am human however and wouldn't mind some JAZZY COLOURS, FLASHY FUN, CRAZY PERSONALITIES to visit today.

Softly being.

WW :)

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Can't Forget Those Pictures...

Or these...

See, I didn't forget.

Feel better?

WW ;)

PS. Equal opportunities Sunday, it IS!

Heads Up!

Monday March 10th, 2008 @ 5:10 pm

Friday, March 7, 2008

Friday's Finest Five...

1) Drink Water: My favorite - lubrication, lubrication, lubrication! Water can reduce muscle and joint pain. Blah, blah, synovial fluid, blah, blah. Conclusion: Keep er lubed up!

2) Drink Water: Water naturally moisturizes skin. Healthy, glowing (Heidi's word) skin.

3) Drink Water: By drinking water you avoid dehydration. Dehydration can lead to fatigue, headaches. Keeping sufficent amounts of water in your body aids in digestion and helps prevent constipation.

4) Drink Water: Water helps to maintain healthy body weight by increasing metabolism and regulating appetite! Yay!

5) Drink Water: Water aids your body in it's detoxification of all the "icky" stuff. Water carries nutrition to the proper centers but also removes what we don't need, via 'the stream of life'. Ahhh, now doesn't that sound poetic? :)

Each, 'Drink Water' title beholds information about water. Just in case I haven't gotten through to a few of the thick people out there today. AND, Random links have been added for your viewing pleasure! You can thank me later ;-)

:-O That face reminds me of something...


WW :)

Thursday, March 6, 2008

My Personality ...

Any questions?

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Hump-A-Lot Day!

May today provide you with much sweating, thrusting, pulsating fun!

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Sexy Is As Sexy Does!

Voluptuously sensual in appearance or behavior.

So, I'm looking up "define sexy" and look what I found! Sexy women in realistic sizes! Hey, it just doesn't get any better than that! And now I will share with you some of those pictures:

How do YOU define sexy?

In Bliss,

WW ;)

The Poop Scoop!

Sunday: This weekend I went to a fitness conference in Saskatoon. Umm, yeah. Not much worth mentioning there :) I did enjoy "gliding" and may buy the necessary equipment to offer this class next session. Note to any single guys: The fitness world is so full of young women with amazing asses. I'd think about dabbling in a few fitness conferences - take the back row for the best view. LOL!

Monday Evening: Last night was family movie and blizzard night! I didn't have my creamy ecstasy in a DQ cup. I was too stuffed from supper and our chocolate dessert. 'Cheaper By The Dozen Two', a cute movie. My eldest son (18) pointed out how you'd need a really good job with THAT many kids. I would have loved to have had more than my four... maybe eight kidlettes running, yelling around the house. Now, I can look forward to grandchildren, one day :) It's all good!

Good Morning: My head is achy. My eyes sore. My nose stuffed up. My one ear slightly paining. I've taken enough over the counter crap to sedate a whole Mongolian Tribe. Alas, my head still aches, my eyes feel as though they could only be relieved of the tension by being scooped out with one of those melon scooper gadgets. My nose, hey, that's easy enough... let it run, and then I will blow it and hopefully not blow an eardrum out!

And that's just how I woke up this morning!

7:45am: My sexy husband misplaced his keys; solution - take my vehicle. After all I can walk my way around town; it won't kill me :)

8:00am: I got this call, from a guy, Chad. Apparently I didn't pay a bill in 2006, Chad is just being a helpy helper wondering when they could expect payment. *In my head thoughts* "OH FOR THE LOVE OF... why didn't anyone contact me before this? Two years later? Oy vey."

I do get it, really, I'm a very responsible person. However, I forgot this one, obviously. I'm human after all..oops, kinda human with super sonic super hero powers :) I should look into memory clips for my persona, could alleviate any future Chads ;) Live and learn. I phoned and apologized to this company/service and have wrote out their payment due. I simply forgot, I'm sorry. *shrugs* The end.

8:15am: Showered, make-up on...

8:30am: More laundry. Folded. Washing. Separated awaiting their turn.

8:45am: Dishes soaking...

9:00am: For breakfast I'm being naughty - peanut butter toast (2 slices) and a large mug of hot chocolate. This being after my appetiser of homemade chocolate chip cookies consumed an hour earlier :) Mmmmm.

Later Today: I have a couple of clients this afternoon and maybe a spin class in my later day future. We'll see how my everything unfolds today.

Wishing you all a day full of ... fantastical beginnings!


WW :)

Monday, March 3, 2008

Sunshine, Please Shine Down On Me!

I must clarify, I'm not grouchy, sad, pissy, etc.

Just have one of those headache thingies. Hence the pin... heh, heh, heh. Makes me smile even with skull cramping flashes of intense throbbing pain...

Speaking of such - nevermind ;-P

Saturday, March 1, 2008


Inside my noodle conversation:

"Why share such a ... unflattering picture?"

"Why the hell not? I make faces, a lot. I am animated, similar to a cartoon. I make myself laugh, and others shake their heads in disbelief. It's all good really!"

Conclusion: "Seriously people, life - you don't make it out alive" ;)

WW :-P
PS. This is the face I make (sometimes I attempt to lick my upper teeth in a sheer sexy move, let me tell you...) that evokes a response from my husband similar to this, "Oh God I'm so hard!!!"...
Then we laugh, a lot :)