Saturday, December 27, 2008

Happy Holidays!

She gets her long awaited snowboard!

Blurry. Cute. You get the idea,


Hee, hee, hee.

Wishing for you a most excellent time this holiday season,

doing whatever the heck you choose to do!

God Bless!

WW :)

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Christmas Eve Canuck Style!

A cute fluffy pussy!

And a beer, in a tree!

Now, go get your shopping done already!!!!!!!

WW ;)

PS. As an added hidden bonus, you can now clickity click pictures to reveal hidden messages!

Cos, I found this funny, I'm sharing the "Word of the Day" today!

Word of the Day for Wednesday, December 24, 2008
narcissism \NAHR-suh-siz-em\, noun:
- excessive love or admiration for oneself; in psychoanalysis, gratification manifested in admiration and love of oneself.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Blonde Humour

A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."

The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing "That's horrible! So many men dying that way!"

Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved."

After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"


And the world keeps on spinning round and round...

WW :)

Monday, December 15, 2008

Damn THAT'S Cold!

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

A Missive Or Two!

A missive or two...

I wrote:

"And so the story goes like this...

I have ordered from you once before, last December. I was SHOCKED with the no hassle, fun sense of humour, easy, efficient service.

So, when I placed an order, my second one, with you, at the end of November, I KNEW something was going to happen.

It did.


Not once, but TWICE, you have made my freaking holiday season SO MUCH SMOOTHER (like butter, really)!

I placed this order after I had placed one from a clothing company IN CANADA. Yes, you guessed it, I'm still waiting for "it" eh?! But not you fellow American people, ooooh no, FAST - EASY TO USE - CHEAP (inexpensive, but cheap was kinda with the flow of it all)...


Merry Ho, ho, ho...

Wonder Woman

Canadian Eh?"

They responded:

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Now, all I have to do is figure out this point thing, I might get free shit too! Wouldn't that just make the hairs on my chin curl ;-)

Later Gator,

WW :)

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Thanks Marvy!

Now THAT is funny!

Monday, December 8, 2008

Some Mondays Blow...

  • Today is not one of those typical Mondays.
  • I decided on Saturday, after 5 crazy women pulled together, WANTING, a 6am class that I, Goddess of Sunshine, aka: Wonder Woman, would willingly offer such a class right before the holiday season so quickly approaching!
  • Christmas Cardio Blitz, alright then!
  • I was up by 5:30am. I was out the door for my brisk, refreshing, mind you a tad chilly (-23 C) walk to the studio by 5:50am. I arrived and two people were already there anticipating a blissful workout ;) The three others showed up too! We began promptly at 6am. We finished mere seconds before my phone alarm went off for 7:15am.
  • I sweat...ed, a lot AND I got to be nice (nothing like BOOT CAMP class)...
  • Home we all dispersed to shower and get ready for whatever the day was going to throw at us individually, we were raring to go!
  • Wow.
  • I taught another much LESS stressful class at 9am, a stability ball affair :)
  • And now I'm tired. But not grouchy, or sad, or hurting, or anything... just need to take it easy for a bit. I do after all have a 5:15pm intense Bums N Tums class yet tonight!

If I can do it, pfffft, anyone can!

WW :)

Friday, December 5, 2008

This Week I've Gone Bananas!

The play I'm producing is in it's last weekend, phew.

Placed an add for Dee's December Deals in the Fort Times.

3D's.. silent humour is always the best kind ;-)

Know how tricky it is feeling as though everyone around is a complete fucknut?

People seem to be inadvertently pissing me off. Sad part is, I have been letting them know *shrugs*. Teaches them for being retarded I guess.

I apparently can be a real bitch sometimes. Oddly, I find myself extremely loving and giving and kind and sweet ... perhaps,delusional most!

Been doing a lot of deep breathing lately.

Venturing outside of the house (-15 only) with winds gusting at 70, makes your ears feel as though they might fall off. Numbing, tingling, ahhhh winter has arrived.

Getting another vehicle VERY soon, yay!

I'm really tired.

And hungry.

My littlest one, Dew Drop is such a fascinating creature. I admire her .. individualism .. and that is not meant to mean she is a creepy kid. LOL She is actually a cool lil muffin ;)

I want to go on a date with my handsome husband and maybe get lucky *wink* *wink* soon!

Things seem pretty blah still, but as my friend keeps reminding me, KEEP YOUR PECKER UP! Oh, I am, I am!!!

Drunk sex...hmmmm.

Until I vomit my lucid thoughts again...

WW :)

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

It Makes Me Smile - Deal With It!

Go brighten someone's day!

Monday, December 1, 2008

Desperate Housewives

Morning went like this:

HIM: gets up gets ready to walk dogs

HER: gets up to pee

HIM: leaves the house after putting on coffee to walk the dogs

HER: snuggles back in bed as it's freezing in the house

HER: decides to get up and get some make up on, hair pulled back...

HIM: gets home from walking dogs, wipes off the muddy feet of the canines, checks the furnace, pours a cup of coffee for HER, delivers HER the cup of warm liquid and then makes HIS breakfast

HER: receives cup of coffee with a smile and gives a HIM a big sloppy kiss

HIM: eats breakfast, lets out dogs, wipes dog's feet again, and figures out why the house is so freaking cold - a switch flipped, gets ready for school

HER: just needs to get dressed

HIM: departs

HER: dressed and waits for ride then departs

Wow, my life is pretty okay wouldn't you agree?



Yeah, and thank you for this morning and every other morning. You're a blessing in my life and I love you so very much! It's nice to have someone with matching baggage, along side - balancing my neurotic side with an easy going patience kinda roll!

Would I want to be a man?
Ugh, NO WAY!
The world on my shoulders, the demands taken for granted, the morning wood...

WW :)