Friday, September 28, 2007

Golf - The Origin

Robin Williams - a genius, indeed!


Thursday, September 27, 2007

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

A Canadian Thang :)

Four guys were driving across Canada. Each one was from a different province: P.E.I, BC, Alberta , and Saskatchewan.

Shortly after the trip began, the guy from P.E.I started pulling potatoes from his bag and throwing them out of the window."What the heck are you doing?" demanded the guy from BC.

"We have so many of these darn things in PEI , I'm just sick of looking at them!"

A moment later, the guy from BC began pulling apples from his bag and tossing them from the window."What are you doing that for?" asked the guy from Alberta .

"Same here. We have so many apples in BC, I'm sick of looking at them!"

Inspired, the guy from Alberta opened the car door and pushed the Saskatchewan guy out.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Amusing AND True!

For every woman there is indeed, a man...

DoucheBags, ya gotta check it out!

Wifey Fantasies

A version stolen from HEIDI'S BLOG ...

Top Five Wifey Fantasies:

1) Arriving home late, finding dinner created, DONE, ready to go.

2) Magical cleaning, TADA!

2.5) A lot more sweating and grunting.

3) Brain function switch in full flip: done with it, put it away - garbage, put in can - dirty, in laundry it goes - mountain of magazines, drop off - etc...

4) Reading my mind, knowing what I want, when I want it - NOW!

4.5) Physical activity MAXIMIZED! More rides around the lake via our bikes. (21 KMS feel GREAT!)

5) Being naked a lot more; winning the lottery; a stay at home husband to "use" whenever needed ;)

Friday, September 21, 2007

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Top Five

I have been enjoying my leisure time in Facebook lately. One "group" in particular interests me, it's the 'Top Five Group'. Everything is posted from a persons' top five favorite drinks, to top five ways of demolishing something - my posts tend to have a sexual sniff to them :)

So, I propose the Top Five theme for this post, today. And so, here I goooooooooooo...

Top Five Ways to wear a hat:

1 - Tilted slightly to the side, with of course a tuft of wheat sticking out from the brim!

2 - Backwards (It's what all the cool people do ;).

3 - Hanging down the back of your neck, from a string, nearly been blown off from the wind.

4 - Inside Out, then being asked if the "tag" is supposed to be like that. Pffft...

5 - If this hat is to cover your head. And you're a male... deciding to have protected sex - could very well be 'THE' hat of all hats, a condom. Well, show it, blow it, be proud, hold your head high, and salute... your penis!

He he he.. Your turn :)

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

I Saw The Sign

What could I possibly add to this; hilarious but true !

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Lost at Home Depot

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going".

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blond hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

White Water Rafting...

Sitting, listening to what was in store for us...

Cliff Jumping!
(Seamus jumped from the highest point, I jumped from the lowest..)

Through a wave we go!

White water rafting was an amazing experience, unlike anything I've ever done. However, this adventure won't be the last thing I do...

Mmm, do.

Honeymoon went *wink* great!