Wednesday, December 30, 2009

I Need...

I need, I want. It's always about me. Me, me, me, me.

Know what I seriously need?


Ativan for starters followed by some nice Valium.

Perhaps a shot of vodka for the chaser.

Some days, positive thought does fuck all for ya.

Positively fucked!


Saturday, December 26, 2009

Merry Ho, Ho, Ho!

Wishing for you all, this holiday season, a time filled with smiles, laughter and yummy treats!


Sunday, December 20, 2009

It's Safe!

Whew, that was a close one ;-)

Thank you. For those of you that I ate and spat out - you f@cking well deserved it, retard.

Back to being my regular Little Miss Sunshine.

Ah, what a feeling!

WW :)

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Less Sugar = Nicer Person

I performed the impossible, almost, yesterday. I chose, as my daily goal, to NOT partake in sugary goodness, just for the day. Heck, it couldn't kill me right?

After 1 hour and 45 minutes I broke my goal, accidental. Seriously, I had just taught a class, saw some fudge a class participant had given me during Monday evening's class, popped it into my mouth and sucked every bit of sweet nummy heaven from it. THEN I REMEMBERED MY GOAL! Oy, at that very moment, chuckled to myself, sucked it up (literally), and gave myself a do-over.

Technically my goal began at 10:15am, not at 8:30am as indicated by my facebook status. Erik, hush!

My day went smoother. I wasn't a rambling energized rabbit on roids. Rather, I was the fitness goddess I so enjoy being. My classes KICKED A$$ - fun, energy, stable moods (note the plural on the word "mood", it's not perfect being a hormonal riddled thirty something woman people!!!)...

Today, I tried this "goal" again. Hmmm, hormones, whether we want to admit it or not, play a huge roll in emotional stability through out a woman's day-cycle-life. I'm crazy. I need to bleed. And thankfully for me and my family, I did not sedate myself in sweetness (literally, once again). Everyone is alive. For now.

Going to segregate myself, read a book, and not get pissed off at something that would logically leave me befuddled to my emotional responses. F@ck, it's going to be a bumpy ride...

Prayers are welcome,

WW :)

Monday, December 14, 2009

How To Lose Weight

So, I have been asked during this holiday season,

"But how can I lose weight? I've tried EVERYTHING!"

Okay, first, why ask me? I'm a sugar addict for Christ's sake ...

Secondly, they so have not tried everything, they're still fat!


Fourth, maybe do something other than watch television or sit on the computer all evening long. MOVE YOUR ASS!

Stop making excuses ~ pity party HALTED, NOW!

What I really tell them is, "Eat less, exercise more."


Man, pms is gonna be a good one this month..

Oy vey!


Thursday, December 10, 2009

Christmas is on it's Way...

How exciting!

I love the brilliant tree lights illuminating my home over the past few days.

Especially in the wee hours of the morning. What else makes 5:30am tolerable?!

And soon, so very soon - CHRISTMAS will arrive :)

I may need a tissue, I'm so moist with anticipation!

Woo hoo!

Hmm, the above statement maybe slightly inappropriate.

Shrugs ;)

Have a most excellent day today folks -buckle your chin straps it's going to be a fun one today!


Tuesday, December 8, 2009 Rocking Out With My Cock Out!

PG Rated - For all age types...

Monday, December 7, 2009

Why I Run...

In order as they cloud my brain:

I run to...

.. get away quickly!

.. keep from being 330lbs, again.

.. say,"I DID IT!"

.. dodge crazy car driving lunatics, after all my middles names are, Danger-Sparkle -Diva ;)

.. - cos I can :)

.. train my mind along with my body.

.. have something to bitch about, then smile about, knowing it IS a choice.

.. sweat!

.. listen to and rock out to fun music, "I like big butts and I can not lie...".

.. push me harder than I am willing to be pushed normally.

.. fit into clothing more comfortably.

.. looking decent at 39 years old ;)

.. succeed more often, fail less.

.. have a good old chinwag with me, myself and I for about an hour.

.. make the time for me - body, mind, and spirit.

.. reap all the glorious benefits.

.. be motivated by others, if needed (is needed a lot these days in the freezing weather) ;)

.. realize what a goddess can accomplish if she really sets her mind to it!


WW :)

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Random Thought Of The Day

  1. If you don't have much jingle down below in your jangle you damn well better use your tongue unlike anything humanly imaginable!
  2. Bigger is better in case he sucks in bed. He has to have something going for him. Even if it's purely a larger member with an equally larger brain.
  3. Okay, kidding aside: Size is truly relative. Be good at what you do - no complaints - especially size issues.

Trust me, I don't lie :)


WW :)