Sunday, June 29, 2008

It's Gonna Be A Hot One Today!

Take it off, all off ...

Thursday, June 26, 2008

The Resemblance is Uncanny!

Aw, I really like this cartoon picture!
Reminds me of, well, me :)
Except ... I have green eyes and I'm not a cartoon... or am I?

The time has come, the time is now.

School's out for...


Wednesday, June 25, 2008


Wet pussy, I can relate ;0)

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Happy Anniversary!

A man named Wade: He is my dad. He's a good man. He does have his challenges, just like any other person born to earth. However how many of us can say we've been dedicated to our jobs for 40 years?! I know. Crazy shit.

He is the longest employed person in the company he works for. He's a brilliant man. They're lucky to have had him all these years.
HE has MADE a difference in his world.

The strength it takes to remain constant is truly a gift. He has been married to my mother for nearly 39 years. Dear Lord, how does this happen?
Strength. Perseverance. Will.
Just, wow...LOVE YOU DAD!

A lady named Vera: Went to her home as requested by her step daughter. I then did what I was paid to do ...a pedicure and a manicure. This wise, deeply involved, worldly grandma turned 81. :) The calls she received, the visitors...

SHE has MADE a difference in her world.

The amount of respect I feel for her is beyond words. Next month she will be married 60 years! Holy shit, nothing else could describe this length of commitment. I asked her how on earth she made it 60 years?! She laughed (as she does a lot) and said she hates packing. LOL She had to stay!

Don't let her humour fool you, she loves the old fart, it's obvious to anyone who witnesses their marriage how much they do respect and care for one another.

It's nothing short of beautiful.

I'm humbled by people like these two individuals mentioned above. It's true no one is perfect. But for someone to realize they possess a strength and run with it... well I'm truly astonished!

With all that said, Seamus and I only have 59 more years to go to make it to our 60th Wedding Birthday! I've always liked a good challenge ;)
Hope he's up for it... heh, heh, heh...

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Mundane Pissings

My hubby is off next week for his annual biking trip. He visits many a mountain: Golden, Invermere, Kicking Horse, etc. I miss him a lot while he's away. I also am extremely happy he gets such a rush out of being with the boys, hanging out, riding, and doing whatever those wild men do without their significant others around. There are always funny stories told upon his arrival back home; my favorite part of his trip!
When I mention his trip to other women, the response is often greeted by silence and then a .."Don't you worry while he's gone that he might.. with someone? Those guys like to party! Darn those party girls!"
Yanno, I love Seamus. Seamus tells me all the time how much he loves me. I know for a fact you can be in a relationship WITHOUT cheating, I am :) So, why can't I place the same amount of conviction and trust in the man I chose to marry? Seems rather simple actually.
Again, I will miss the fart, AND I wish him a FANTASTIC journey!

This lawn cutting season is killing me. I try to run, I can't breath, gasping for air I become light headed, and then the inevitable happens, I walk :(
At least I'm attempting some level of fitness, however lame it seems to be at the time.

Discovery! I thought, fantasized actually. And then, I realized I could act on my woman like urges, in a most respectful manner, of course. "The Garage" a place to fix up near anything!!!!! Uh huh ;)

Flight to Calgary; A job teaching ESL to children at a youth camp!
My daughter (eldest of the four) is leaving on a jet plane tomorrow morning at 6am. This begins with a wake up at 3:45am. Off to the airport by 4am. Arriving in the city of departure by 5am. Ready, set, go... I'm going to be dragging my ass around 2pm :)

The Brazilian, why it's a need!

Okay, why is it a swimsuit's (not much material, even for us "fuller sized gals") shipping charges run me (on one site in particular) $28.64??? WTF, I'm here, right here, in Canada. Sneeze, I may hear ya. Pffft, stupid :(

Wow, I'd get caught up and never end up escaping!

WW :)

PS. Don't say I never gave you anything of entertainment value. By the way, I've tried this particular exercise in class and it really does stress those thigh muscles. Recommended for women ...and men I guess :)

Friday, June 13, 2008

Love It!

I think this is the one :)
I love the colours, the crazy pattern, the mini skirt thingy and that it doesn't fasten around the back of the neck!
Now, it does nothing for a slimming look,
who do I think I can fool anyhow, right?
*Big Smile!*
I love the good, the bold and the gaudy!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Milking Machine

Milking Machine
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.
Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.
So, he inserted his 'manhood' into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did.
When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'.
He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to disengage himself.
He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success.
Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with his mobile phone (Thank god for mobile phones!).
'Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?'
'Don't worry,' replied the customer service rep, 'The machine will release automatically once it has collected two gallons.'

Monday, June 9, 2008

Now, 10 more, s-l-o-w!

I don't mind people whining, really.
It makes me...allows me...encourages me, to give the task at hand a whole new meaning.
This meaning usually includes: MORE! HARDER! KEEP GOING! YOU CAN DO IT! And finally SUCK IT UP!!!!
So, yeah, whining provokes a powerful response in my personality.
Some may error on the side of caution knowing this to be a truth; others test me...
Heh, heh, heh ;)
It's great to be, me!

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Finding A Swimsuit!

Number 2 - Isn't this absolutely adorable? And comfy looking too! I like that it covers the top of the thigh region and still has that upper chest support that I need! It could double for a summer dress with a pair of shorts underneath, oh it's so darn cute, I love it too!

Finding that, fits just perfect swimsuit can be, hell, IS a tricky situation for me.

So, I went through and found 7 swimsuits/swim dresses I like the most.

I do, because I'm not delusional have to understand my weaknesses and assets when pondering the fate of "what to wear" to the beach. After all there are only four closely located beach/swim areas within 10 minutes from my lil tropical Saskatchewan paradise.

Anyway, my thighs are big, I have junk in my trunk and wild breasts that hang to and fro; when they get the chance, they WILL escape :)

Now, let us see the contenders, in order as they appear...

Number 1 - LOVE THIS SWIM DRESS! Emphasizes the waist, draws attention up towards the chest and looks rather sexy and functional. A true goddess swim wear item if there ever was one :)

Number 3 - Okay this also comes in a sky blue and this is the colour that caught my eye! I like the busyness of this swim dress. It's fun, it covers, my husband could spot me for miles! Dangit, yeah, I really like this one too!

Number 4 - HOW FUN! White and black with that little splash of pink! I LOVE spots! I also like that it's a bit more of a swimsuit. The straps might bug me a bit. As well, would that cover my chest???

Number 5 - Yee haw! Now this is a swim dress I would wear as a dress indeed! I love the top and the coverage that it provides, I like the thigh/hip coverage also. Too pretty to swim in, perhaps?

Number 6 - YOWZA, I so like pink accents! And again a REAL swimsuit! Am I too hippy tho...

Number 7 - Love the blue dangly bits! Swimming and suit belong together with this one. Not crazy about the shade of "grey" and I wonder if my chest would pop over board...

Vote for your favorite!

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Exercise - Suck It Up Princess!

It's a popular saying, one I use a lot. Used it many times today in fact :)
Now, who doesn't like the feel of sweat trickling down their backs, knowing all the while 'YOU ARE DOING IT!'?
It's freaking awesome understanding what you are doing is indeed a challenge, YET you ARE doing IT! No one else is accomplishing YOUR feat - it's a moment of intense bliss.
A second in time nobody can take away from you.
Creating an environment whereas other people "feel" this, is what keeps me doing what I love so much to do - Bliss Inducer, I am!
WW :)

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Thoughts From The Pee Sized Mind...

My mind isn't too elaborate shall we say? I take life as it appears to be, to me. Often, I'm wrong. Equally as frequent, I do falter. However, I'm a trooper. I work hard, I love with all my heart and I believe in the goodness of myself and others.

Reflecting on the past doesn't change anything about what has been. I can, do and try to learn from the past; especially when encountering a seemingly "new" experience. It's best to refer back to references, before jumping in head first; my diving abilities are limited to concrete bottoms ;)

Thinking about what is to come can be pretty darn exciting. Especially when you feel you're not limited in what is to be. Taking the intimidation out of life by cutting out your lack of control, truly helps. Now, I don't just sit by, with my thumb up my ass hoping/wishing as I found "The Secret" suggests. I think positive, I act... this is where any secret remains. Our actions.

I was reborn, a single mother, again, after I turned 30. I knew I had to do what needed to be done. I did it. Always putting my family first, working hard developing my mind and body, working to earn a pay, and having fun living this life I was given. I did it. I'm here.

I've changed occupations as often as some people change their gitch ;) I need to be happy and fulfilled setting goals along the way. I obtain my goals and move on; it's obvious whether or not my work is done, my lesson learned. And so with this reinvented wheel idea, I want to branch out again, find passion in work...whatever it may be.

I am here for my family, as they come and go; three mostly productive adult children, one busy as a bee pre adult, and of course a smiley handsome husband :) I have the blessing of everyone around me, which is a f@cking unbelievable feeling. The backup support ROCKS in this neck of the woods. I'm grateful.

Where do I go now? Exploring avenues, ideas popping around in my melon need to be challenged.

I know a chick who's more than capable of figuring it out!

WW :)

PS. Play nice!


Monday, June 2, 2008

Just Two

Just two questions that is:
1 - What's up with pussy lint? Why does toilet paper leave behind - fine, minuscule bits of lint with every wipe? Spontaneity isn't as sexy if ya gotta clean out the lint before he... Any thoughts on this?
2 - Okay, and so why is it our ass cheeks that seemingly grab onto and hold our loose strands of hair from out heads? It's a woman thing, no doubt. However, IT IS COMMON. I asked ;)
One woman even commented something like this, "WOW! I always wondered if it was just me, my ass..."
Well, sweet cheeks, it's not just you and your ass alone. This "challenge" has been around for ...since I've had longer hair. How is this - why is this - ...
Interesting what you will bring up on a run outside with others, huh? I'm like that, creepy, honest, and curious :) Any thoughts on these befuddling 'Just Two'. Lemme know.
Inquiring minds wanna know, I'm just snoopy!
WW :)