Thursday, July 26, 2007

Some Pictures From July 7th, 2007...

Mom and I
The Opening.

Kaitlyn, Dani, & Auntie Jen

Show me those beautiful baby blues...

Leah and Sami - Striking a pose!


All smiles...

The Cool Chick :)

Definitely a Beach Day!

The Logan.

Entertainer Fella, play us a song...


A dog's perspective...


Friends, again.

Heavenly Bliss.

More sun, water and fun to be had.

Sista Jen and friend.

Look into my OTHER eyes, honey...

Now, out of seven rolls of film, these seem to be some of the best pictures thus far. Hey, it's all good, after all we are still married...almost three weeks later.
Almost a record goal for me ;)

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Yes, I'm THAT insane - looking!

BEWARE: Crazy woman asks, "Did someone say CARROT CAKE?!!?"

Friday, July 20, 2007

Married Life Thus Far...

Married life is going great. Yes, I know it only been short of two weeks, however this "being married" thing, I could get used to. I wasn't sure what to expect, having had failed relationships in the past; surprised, delighted, and pleased are words that I use to describe the honeymoon phase I am currently experiencing.

Seamus is sexy as hell with his wedding ring placed upon those working mans hands of his...

Mmm, THAT has been extra amazing also since our commitment to one another.

I'm not sure why things changed, but I can confess to you, there won't be any complaints from this woman - wife :)
Not yet ;)

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Humour, Albeit, SICK Humour!

Joke of the Day:

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough.
"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back."

"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got."
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."
Another Joke of the Day:
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
By now, the entire bar is staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.
She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200!"
Yet Another Joke of the Day:
A Police officer had been told by his sergeant that he was to bring up his quota of speeding fines, he decided to park and use his radar gun flashing the cars as they drove by on a busy street.

Well one hour went by then two and no one was speeding.
After about six hours a lone car came speeding by at well over the limit, the officer turned on his lights and siren and pulled the car over.
As the officer approached the drivers window he remarked "I've been waiting for you all day" and the driver replied, "Well I got here as fast as I could!"

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Thought For Today!

Thought for the day:
Handle every situation like a dog.
If you can't Eat it or Screw it.
Piss on it and Walk Away.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Titillating Tuesday!

When was the last time you phoned someone? Went for coffee/tea/hot chocolate with a friend? Does your social circle involve other human beings on a regular basis?
SUGGESTION: Use your land line - phone a friend!

Monday, July 16, 2007

True Story from Houston Medical Center: A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse...

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

Ever Wonder, Why?

Why "light" beer?
Hmmm, THAT'S why!

Thursday, July 12, 2007


Definition: Confession is a written or oral acknowledgment of guilt by a party accused of an offense.

My offense: Bliss, obtained through teaching fitness classes.

My confession: Suffering Sappho!

I'm sore, I hurt, I suffer as all of you before me have suffered. My biceps AND triceps ache. My abs continually remind me, they're present. My quads and glutes scream out as I attempt to go downstairs, or get up from off of the toilet. (I drank much less water today, knowing HOW MUCH I HURT trying to get up off the porcelain bowl.)

Wednesday was the second class that I've participated in since my surgery. So, that would be about three months, LONG ago. However, I have the energy and I "gave er" yesterday during fitness class. Today, I am humble.

AND sore ;)

Thursday's Helpful Hint

HINT: Time Well Spent

A lot of people simply spend too much time at the gym.

Between getting ready, exercising and showering, people can sometimes spend over two hours there.

You don’t need to spend hours at the gym to get results.

Just stay focused and make the most of your time there.

Woohoo @ earning an extra couple bucks ;)

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Since Pabsters Mentioned it...


Welcome Wednesday - BRING IT ON!

Little blue pill in hand, I salute you Wednesday.
No, I dare you - BRING IT ON!
Show me the bliss - deep pulsating, thigh glistening, muscle ecstasy that has come to be known as...bliss.
If you're "day" enough, that is ;)

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Our wedding day, as someone put it...

"Beautiful day. Beautiful wedding. Beautiful couple."

Thank you for sharing the sunshine!

PS. Pictures to follow. And yes Pabsters even the snaps with me in the denim "BRIDE" hat will be available for giggles (no shits please, let's keep this clean) ;)

Because I'm A Man....

Because I'm a man , when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I will win.

Because I'm a man , when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink a couple of beers and break wind, as a form of holy communion.

Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem.

Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase only basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing.

Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.

Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it, though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator instead (applies to engineers only)

Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, cars, sex, sports or sex. I have to make up something else when you ask, so just don't ask.
Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't . . and if you are feeling amorous afterwards . then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others.

Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. It does not make your butt look too big. It was the pasta and potatoes and margaritas that did that. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2007, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest. Like wandering around in the garden with a beer, wondering what to do.

This has been a public service message for women to better understand men!

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Wow! This Guy Sucks...

Well, tomorrow yet another fitness class begins.
An hour and a half class: a half hour geared for cardio, 15 minutes upper body weights, 15 minutes lower body bliss, 15 minutes abdominal estacy, and then the reward - 15 minutes of stimulating stretching.
Why do we torture ourselves so?

Riiiight, that's why ;)

PS. That dude above is referred to as the "Fitness Ranger". Address him appropriately, please :)

Monday, July 2, 2007

Salut Our Women of ....

Are Women Like Beer?

A Woman

"A Woman"

This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time.

It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."

True or not, tis lovely ...

Sunday, July 1, 2007

New Fav Saying!

What are you retarded?

Wedding Bliss

Wedding Bliss - The social event at which the ceremony of marriage is performed. In a blissful state, in paradise; in raptures, in ecstasies.

Bring sun screen, a towel, your bathing suit, and a smile!

Celebrate, swim, laugh...

Katepwa Point Provincial Park:

Directions: Once at Katepwa - Turn right off of the highway onto Regina AV. As you turn you will notice a yellow gate open, follow the signs...VOILA!

Katepwa Beach - Sunshine filled Saturday July 7th, 2007 @ 11:00am.

Beach BBQ to follow ceremony!

See you there!

Positive Thought - HAPPY CANADA DAY, EH!