True Story from Houston Medical Center: A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse...
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
Monday, July 16, 2007
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2 comments:
He must have really big and chubby fingers..?
Just throwing him a "bone" here.
Hee hee!
Definitely #3 is the worst. I wear a size 13 ring, and even that is tiny compared to what a "unit" should be... I feel veeeeery bad for this guy.
Billy D
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