Sunday, December 31, 2006

After serious & cautious consideration, your " contract of friendship" has been renewed for the New Year -2007 !
It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!
My Wishes for You in 2007:
May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.
May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $200 bills.
May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!
May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and
May your tears be that of joy.
May the problems you had forget your home address!
May 2007 be the best!

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Goddess of Tacky, Maybe ;)

Ooooh now that's a ring!!!!!!!!!

I really, really like pink... and being extremely chick-ish I love the heart shape mucho also!

Pretty, isn't it?

My favorite: I'm not a woman who wears jewels in excess, a goddess extravaganza kinda toots; however THE ring, for me, will say it all!
And by 'saying it all' I don't mean, "a dirty girl"...
Maybe ;)

Sunday, December 24, 2006

What would Yoda say, if he were Santa Claus?


Monday, December 18, 2006

What Do You Do All Day?

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?"

"Yes," was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

Thursday, December 14, 2006

A Happy Ending to a Long Day!

My eldest son (he turns 17 tomorrow) came by one of my places of employment today, surprised me with roses and then defended himself with words, "It's just cause you're my momma"...
Yup, I'm keeping this one in the good ole memory bank of life.
Thank you my boy!

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Honoring those we adore...

My eldest daughter, my first born how much I adore you. The moment I was aware, 18 and a half years ago, that I was carrying life, you, I have been blessed with a new found purpose of existence.

Thank you.

Through your development I have experienced life as I always knew it could be. I have learned to unconditionally love, upholding my values whilst believing in myself all the time evolving into a strong self reliant woman.

My daughter, genuinely happy and generous. Her gorgeous mind brimming with potential, eager to learn, to figure out, to find... all that awaits her. I'm very proud of her accomplishments, her strengths, her kindness, her ability to seek that which is unfamiliar to her. I'm proud at how she tries, fails and succeeds. I'm astounded at what an extraordinarily innovative, creative, caring human being she's become. Beautiful. That smile of hers could knock any one's socks off, so pure, real, brilliantly glowing. She is indeed my day with sunshine.

Each and every day I am blessed, honored to say, "That's my daughter!"

I love you, MORE than chocolate baby-doll.

You're my everything, always and forever, love...

Mom xox
PS. Finals will be over soon. Deep breathing, you're doing great kiddo. You are a clever - tough - wise young woman, I believe in you my beautiful sunshine *kisses*..

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

In loving memory of Mrs. Wiggles

Mrs. Wiggles
(Uh, I dunno - December 2006)
This fluffy ball of fun will be missed by those who cared for her - her family. She taught me a few things specifically. First being that you don't have to fear a bunny, they're really not THAT frightening. Secondly, rabbits are very similar to dogs in the way that they adore any attention given to them. Mrs. Wiggles, would stand on her hind legs and wait to be petted. She was truly a great bunny foo foo, and we will miss her.
Thanks lil ball of fun for all the memories...

Monday, December 11, 2006

My thoughts do as I'd always imagined them doing...


Last session I made it to every class, I taught for a total of 75 classes. I'm just into the next session of fitness classes and I had to cancel all three today. I have wrenching stomach cramps, the kind that you double over at, continuously, hard, unforgiving, dear me - this sucks!

Now, I must mention these woman that take fitness classes from me, they rock. A few have called to make sure I was okay, and to let me know if there was anything I needed, to call them. Amazing how God puts forth every day blessings, especially when you need em.

July 7th, 2007 - If you're around the beach nearby, pop in and say a friendly hello, I'll be around :)

I have complied several stacks of books to pass along to friends. THE TRICK: I must remember to pass them along - sheesh, always a catch!

My clever eldest daughter is in the final stages of completing her semester, with finals and smiles - way to go beautiful, wise one!

Apparently the only time I don't enjoy eating is when I'm THIS ill. How retarded. I couldn't imagine feeling like this for longer than a day...makes you think about people who suffer through illnesses. The strength they hold, wow. I did make it until everyone left home today to cry, that's as far as I get to "strong" when life bites my ass ;)

Which streams my conscience to sex. It's a rare occasion that I, WW, don't want a little hanky panky. I mean, just to clarify, after c-sectioning I was a randy-N-ready. Today, it was a struggle to understand that I, just didn't want to - then. It passed, PHEW!

This year has not been my year for "healthy" which only concludes that next year I will be SUPER-FANDIDLY-EXCELLENT!

Bruce Lee our black lab has creatively plundered into Mrs. Wiggles (our rabbit) cage again today. It's enemy-attack-tough, yet a clever dog with a plan seems to be no match. In any case, pretty sure Mrs. Wiggles isn't alive and I CAN wait until my honey arrives home before finding out for sure.

I love, unconditionally, forever, always, my children.

I wonder when they'll all move out?


Or am I...

PS. That's Bruce Lee as an innocent pup taken, April of 2006.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Personal Growth - Definition:

And for you men...
Keep dreaming ;)

An angel for you ladies, today, and always...

Is that a banana in your pocket?

Or, are you just happy to see me?

A Moments Thought...

A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coifed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home.

His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he manoeuvred his walker to the elevator, he was provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window.

"I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy.

"Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait."

"That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied.

"Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged ... it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it!"

Did you know...

Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special running shoes!

The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is ten times more effective than valium.

Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

Saying the right thing, at the exact right time!

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover the night after a business function. Cloudy-headed and in pain, he forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.

Next to the aspirin and water stands a single red rose! He sits up in bed and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean.

He takes the aspirins, cringes as he turns on the bathroom light and notices a post-in on the mirror: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love you!!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Sheepishly, Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and almost broke your nose when you ran into the bedroom door."

", why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, Leave me alone, bitch, I'm married!"

Broken table - $200 Hot breakfast - $5 Red Rose bud - $3 Two aspirins - $0.25

Saying the right thing, at the right time... PRICELESS!

Monday, December 4, 2006

Mundane Thoughts

Today, Monday is one of my favorite days. Beginning fresh, many things to do in a relaxed if I don't get to it all no one will die, kind of day, I like that!

Princess WW's List of to do...
I have home "stuff" like dishes, and laundry piled high.
Teach trois classes (2 of them will ensure a shower follows...).

Fellowship avec da sexy ladies.
Grocery shopping - lock n load!

Supply shopping...
A client for a pedicure after my last fitness class.
A couple of meals to make, and kisses to pucker out.

Doesn't look like much, it will inevitably keep me going from 7am - 8pm tonight though.

Then it's my time, to spend with my little monkeys, reading, or whatever else ;)

Bought a new book! "for one more day" by Mitch Albom. I do hope for this read to be equally as enjoyable as "Tuesdays with Morrie" or another favorite of mine, "The Five People You Meet in Heaven"... I love reading. It's a goal of mine to get back at it, help the ole' noggin.

My day looks very promising. Fun, family, friends, fitness, accomplishing goals, making others smile, as well, laughter is almost a given!

And I'm almost completely finished Christmas shopping - already!


Wishin y'all a hip hoppity day full of jazzy!


Sunday, December 3, 2006

Magical Name Acronym Generator!

Wonder Woman...

W Wonderful
O Orgasmic
N Nice
D Devilish
E Extreme
R Radiant

W Worldly
O Orderly
M Magical
A Amazing
N Naughty

Lets all get sticky and sweet! Yummmm ...

Your Icecream Flavour is...Neopolitan!

You aren't satisfied with just one flavor. They say variety is the spice of life and this shines through in your Ice cream of choice! Just don't eat all the chocolate and leave the strawberry and vanilla behind!

What flavour are you?