Sooooooo, what cha been up to?

I haven't blogged in a few days, I was living a life - fully!



I am now back to my Monday..okay it's Tuesday routine. By the time this post is complete it will be Wednesday!



Friday was a blast with my youngest going to her first dance without her mama by her side. She went to this "dress up gathering" as an Emo. No, not an emu, or even Elmo. But an emotionally messed up individual. I was happy to see it was a different look from her every day attire - Whew!
Seamus worked out in the garage, I watched sin television... *eyebrow raised* Nothing like a little sin to get those juices flowing. The evening ended well. Very well, indeed ;-P



I tend to have more services towards the end of the work week delving into a 'full on' on Saturday! Saturday evening we went for dinner, then cozied (my word) up in front of a fireplace - nekkid! It got hot, then cooled off, to be followed with more heat and finally slumber.



Sunday was my annual family gathering, my sister flew in, my beautiful kids were all present, it was a nice time. With my sense of ha ha and my sisters totally WACKED OUT ways, laughter was erupting all over da place - GLORIOUS!



I then as quickly as not, was plagued with a horrendous migraine. We did a family movie, and I held back any vomiting until the car ride home :( In case I haven't mentioned I HATE VOMITING. A lot - two words. Oh well. I went to rest my weary skull, the family carried on as per usual, trying to be quiet like church mice. Our church mice apparently are more of a Rap/Pop breed.



Monday, I suffered more. Had to go to the hospital. Was injected with sweet heavenly serum.. and slept until 4pm. Very cautiously I attempted a normal Monday evening around the Ole' Homestead. Watched a movie Mr Brooks (kinda creepy).. and went to bed again, not as successfully as the daytime unconscious state I held earlier.



Again, oh well.



Today I feel great. Taught a class, had a mocha with the ladies, and am getting prepared for yet another blissful experience at noon! WOO HOO!

UPDATE:
Class rocked, my workout afterwards rocked equally so! The feeling of exercise does it for me, almost as much as climaxing. No wonder it doesn't take much to get me to the gym *smirking*. I love to sweat, and I get off on the look of someone who's all sweaty from an intense workout. *chills*..mmm.

Hey, I won a book! From the CBC book review, erm, thing! Yesssssssssss!

Spook-A-Rama was quite fun; can you believe I got frightened by the teenager made haunted house? I'm such a chicken shit :) School carnival fun is always interesting and sometimes even a blast - last night was da bomb. Before bed, we carved our jack o' lantern, Dani named 'HER' Pumponia - hey, I didn't ask... *shakes head*

This morning I have woken up to slight skull cramping, afraid I may have another head explosion attack of the dreaded migraine monster, I will refrain from elevating my blood pressure and take it easy in dark, not too lit, nor too odorous places. Which should be a neat "challenge" since I want to do some type of a workout, and have a couple of smelly services for clients today. Gel nails kill me, pedicures not so much - just the leg massage with the oils that can trigger agony. However, sucking it up as per usual, I am :) And I did get a morning "session" which didn't seem to aggravate my brain all that much ;)

Being prepared, it's just after eight and dinner is ready for this evening. My day is ready to rumble. Fingers crossed... please let today be a non painful induced memory, please. Off to live life, again! *Psssst, I'm crazy like that!*

Y'all come back now, ya hear!

WW

Happy Free Candy Day!

Cummon, ya know ya liked it or was that licked it ;-P

Theory of Relative Titty

Einstein's Birthday In case you might have forgot, August 19th was Albert Einstein's birthday.
He would have been 128.

Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection..

This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

Oh, be quiet...
I didn't write this, I just received it and posted it!

The Unwritten Unpublished Book

My Review is titled, "Haunted Saskatchewan".

Is this a scathing book of freakish and odd happenings?

No and yes. No, it's not a book, and yes we are typing about Saskatchewan being wacky crazy or perhaps just the collective inhabitants seem a bit off.

The Main Character: It begins when I moved from my mother's womb, into the Regina General Hospital some 37 long horrific years ago.

PLOT: You are enraptured by childhood triumphs, saddened by adolescent choices and ultimately pleased towards the end of this not so ground breaking tale.

Learning Potential: Responsibility, accepting truth from fallacy seems to be the inner turmoil of this vivacious slightly off key "what do I want to be when I grow up" woman.

Conclusion: I am a goddess. For I believe what I am, therefore I am.


Highly recommended for anyone with too much time of their hands :)

Mundane Spastic Thoughts

Drinking my tea, checking emails, reviewing some blogs, catching up with what's new on Facebook, thinking...

• Someone at the gym today complained about how crossing over the straight line on the road to get mail should be punishable with a ticket (which it is). She, herself was given a ticket for not making a complete stop at the four way stop past the post office.

I quite possibly should have said nothing, kept my kisser mute - alas, I didn't. My comment to her was honest, " If there would have been an officer, there probably would have been a ticket issued. Guess you have to be sneaky or pay the fine..." "Breaking the law, IS after all breaking the law".

Idiot.

• This reminds me of how a sin is a sin. STOP MAKING EXCUSES people. He's smarter than that :)

Or go own your own country, make your own rules, and set up your very own deity - make Papa proud.

• People are dumbasses.

• Tea is good, it doesn't upset my stomach like coffee. I have to pee less, as it doesn't irritate my bladder - BONUS!

• Pass it on emails suck, take up my time, and all just to be deleted. A waste of energy I tell ya.

• Since resigning from my managerial position last year, I rarely get emails with personal messages attached - no letters. Nor do people write letters and send em via the post anymore. I do, however, get post cards from a friend in the Netherlands ever time he visits some wondrous country - fag.

• I make quick, rather crude comments, these are my first thoughts. It's a good thing in "real" life I 'think it' more so than I 'say it' - usually :-P

• People need to get over themselves and become less narrow minded. It's good to have passion for your beliefs, just ..umm.. they should reflect mine :-)

• Facebook is awesome for stalking anyone - and it's boring if you don't have much of a desire to stalk anyone. Maybe one day...

• By the way I'm in a great mood today, *laughing to self* seriously! The day is upon me, I am ready to ROCK N ROLL!

• May your day be full of mute midgets, large breasted woman who don't want to be listened to, well hung men who like to cuddle, sweet desserts with no or little calories and laughter ( yours, at others )..

La, la, la!

*A Friend Is Like A Good Bra...*

*Hard to Find*

*Supportive*

*Comfortable*

*Always Lifts You Up*

*Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging*

*And Is Always Close To Your Heart!*

Amen to that!

Dee aka: Wonder Woman

Dee aka: Wonder Woman is just an ordinary woman.

With an extraordinary addiction...

Halloween Costume Ideas

... for you women ;)

Women's Ass Size Study

Women's Ass Size Study

There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric
Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The
results are pretty shocking:

1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big.

2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small.

3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a
good man and they would have married him anyway.

A Thought...

Taken from behind, doggie style, mounted n ready - whatever you like to call "it", this position is perhaps least favoured in the over 35 age range. And for several suitable reasons:

1 - Stuff moves around a lot more... differently than it used to.
* slish slosh *

2 - Unflattering, I can only imagine... okay maybe not so much.
* video cam reveals the view's not THAT bad *

3 - Sore knees... or not.
* suck it up *

4 - Friction burn on breasts from... you know.
* worth every bloody scab I tell ya*

5 - There is that option for either party to do "the work"... together, with that rock back n forth - slide it in n out.
*deeper, range of motion is greater, speed direction easily accomplished*

6 - I'm still stuck on number one. Not enough to stop one of my favorite positions from being performed. I just need to find a way to decrease the "jiggle factor"... oh right, the gym!!!!!!
*wibble wobble*


Ugh.

Once you go buck...

Like the old saying goes, once you go buck you never go back!

LUBRICATE!

People ask me for advice all the time. How I respond is simple, "LUBRICATE, LUBRICATE, LUBRICATE!"

Don't risk a stiff bone...

Lube it up baby, like that, ooooh yeah!

Glucosamine for Arthritis

What were YOU thinking?

;-P

Speedometer for Women!

I tended to drive "bit scary" in my youth. Now, a bit weary of others and older, I drive quick-ish :)

Overwhelmed by Email? One Firm Goes Email-Free on Fridays..

"Email-free Friday, which a group of engineers at Intel are kicking off in an attempt to stem the tide of electronic noise. The idea isn't just to get people away from Outlook for the day, but to get them interacting more in person or even over the phone, hopefully to encourage better idea generation and more effective problem solving than the coldness of email can offer."

Sounds like a great start!

Word of the Day for Friday, October 12, 2007

truckle \TRUHK-uhl\, intransitive verb:

To yield or bend obsequiously to the will of another; to act in a subservient manner.

Truckle is from truckle in truckle bed (a low bed on wheels that may be pushed under another bed; also called a trundle bed), in reference to the fact that the truckle bed on which the pupil slept was rolled under the large bed of the master. The ultimate source of the word is Greek trokhos, "a wheel."

Interestingly enough this word caught my eye, today ;-)

"Rich" verses "Redneck"

A rich man and a redneck are discussing what they gave their wives for their anniversaries. The rich man says, “I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz.”



“Why did you buy her two gifts?” asks the redneck.The rich man replies, “Well, in case she doesn’t like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back.”



The redneck acknowledges the rich man’s answer, and then proceeds to tell him that he got his wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo.With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, “Why did you buy her those gifts?”



“Well, in case she don’t like the flip flops, she can go fuck herself.”

Merry Gobble Gobble Day!

May your stuffing be tasty.

May your turkey plump.

May your potatoes and gravy never have a lump.

May your yams be delicious.

And your pies take the prize.

And may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

Top 40 Jobs!

Did a career cruising session provided by the local employment centre.

Here are the results - the top 40 jobs best suited for me...

1.
Child and Youth Worker

2.
Social Worker

3.
Addictions Counsellor

4.
Bereavement Counsellor

5.
Psychologist

6.
Clergy

7.
Sport Psychology Consultant

8.
Art / Music Therapist

9.
Recreation Therapist

10.
Desktop Publisher

11.
Cartoonist

12.
Gerontologist

13.
Animator

14.
Anthropologist

15.
Special Education Teacher

16.
School Counsellor

17.
Marriage and Family Therapist

18.
Motivational Speaker

19.
Religious Worker

20.
Community Worker

21.
Adoption Counsellor

22.
Genetic Counsellor

23.
Print Journalist

24.
Rehabilitation Counsellor

25.
Website Designer

26.
Activist

27.
Sociologist

28.
Critic

29.
Writer

30.
Computer Animator

31.
Political Aide

32.
Public Policy Analyst

33.
Market Research Analyst

34.
Translator

35.
Medical Illustrator

36.
Public Relations Specialist

37.
Communications Specialist

38.
Graphic Designer

39.
Artist

40.
Mediator



Wow - I want to motivate you, diaper you, colour all over you, talk a lot to you, listen even more to you, and then put the fear of the Lord deep within your soul!



Mahahahahaha!



And now this morning I have retaken this assessment, with spring in my step, knowing for certain I changed one answer. I wouldn't mind working with people medically - mulling over how I dislike being taken care of medically, understanding simply that I do enjoy taking care of others (why the hell else would I have four children?)...

Here it goes!


1.
Child and Youth Worker
2.
Special Education Teacher
3.
Pediatrician
4.
Elementary School Teacher
5.
High School Teacher
6.
Educational Assistant
7.
Art / Music Therapist
8.
Early Childhood Educator
9.
Recreation Therapist
10.
Adoption Counsellor
11.
School Counsellor
12.
Speech-Language Pathologist
13.
Music Teacher / Instructor
14.
Clergy
15.
Psychologist
16.
Public Health Nurse
17.
Sport Psychology Consultant
18.
Kinesiologist
19.
Nurse Practitioner
20.
Acupuncturist
21.
Naturopath
22.
Nurse
23.
Social Worker
24.
Desktop Publisher
25.
Practical Nurse
26.
Actor
27.
Gerontologist
28.
Personal Trainer
29.
Cartoonist
30.
Bereavement Counsellor
31.
Animator
32.
Motivational Speaker
33.
Computer Trainer
34.
Addictions Counsellor
35.
Occupational Therapist
36.
Midwife
37.
Physiotherapist
38.
Dermatologist
39.
Doctor
40.
Marriage and Family Therapist

Neat-O!

Wouldn't I be quite the doctor... "Bend over mister and say it like you mean it" ;)

With that very thought, I wave to you all, *buhbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

Friday Exercise Tip!

I rarely send exercise tips but a friend sent me this one today and I think it might work for me, so I thought I'd pass it along.



Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.



With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day, you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.



After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks. Then try 50-lb potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level.)





After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.

Self Advertising - Hey, if ya can, why the hell not!

So, yesterday, after a "no show" appointment I decided to practise on my own "born again virgin" type nails.

WOW!

I don't do moderation well, and with that said I chose to create each fingernail differently. Every gel fingernail has a different design/shape/size - exhibiting the various and infinite possibilities (at least ten choices).

Last night my patient husband just shook his head, uttered something about me being a nut and still loving me.

Now I have transformed my advertising into something EVERYONE will notice.

Off to pin up some posters!

Bahahahahaha!

The Recipe
A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend is very well endowed. "By Golly, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.

"I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it."

"What do you mean?" Jim asked.

"Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it."

Jim agrees and the two say good bye. A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was. Jim replied, "I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!"

"Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?"


"Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco."

"Crisco?" Bob exclaimed. "Darn it, Jim, Crisco is shortening!

MORAL: You gotta follow the recipe!!!



Medical Treatment
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and seeing the severe pain he is in, the doctor prescribes an IV with saline, electrolytes, a sedative and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks "What good will Viagra do for him Doctor?

"It will keep the sheets off of his legs."

MORAL: A hard on always works, for whatever!


Tee hee hee...

Deal with it!

Titled: It Made Me Smile

Formerly titled, "It Made Me Smile" has be renamed, "Damn Girl, It Made Me Tear Up!"

To Cry Or Not To Cry