Friday, October 5, 2007

Top 40 Jobs!

Did a career cruising session provided by the local employment centre.

Here are the results - the top 40 jobs best suited for me...




1.
Child and Youth Worker

2.
Social Worker

3.
Addictions Counsellor

4.
Bereavement Counsellor

5.
Psychologist

6.
Clergy

7.
Sport Psychology Consultant

8.
Art / Music Therapist

9.
Recreation Therapist

10.
Desktop Publisher

11.
Cartoonist

12.
Gerontologist

13.
Animator

14.
Anthropologist

15.
Special Education Teacher

16.
School Counsellor

17.
Marriage and Family Therapist

18.
Motivational Speaker

19.
Religious Worker

20.
Community Worker

21.
Adoption Counsellor

22.
Genetic Counsellor

23.
Print Journalist

24.
Rehabilitation Counsellor

25.
Website Designer

26.
Activist

27.
Sociologist

28.
Critic

29.
Writer

30.
Computer Animator

31.
Political Aide

32.
Public Policy Analyst

33.
Market Research Analyst

34.
Translator

35.
Medical Illustrator

36.
Public Relations Specialist

37.
Communications Specialist

38.
Graphic Designer

39.
Artist

40.
Mediator



Wow - I want to motivate you, diaper you, colour all over you, talk a lot to you, listen even more to you, and then put the fear of the Lord deep within your soul!



Mahahahahaha!



And now this morning I have retaken this assessment, with spring in my step, knowing for certain I changed one answer. I wouldn't mind working with people medically - mulling over how I dislike being taken care of medically, understanding simply that I do enjoy taking care of others (why the hell else would I have four children?)...

Here it goes!


1.
Child and Youth Worker
2.
Special Education Teacher
3.
Pediatrician
4.
Elementary School Teacher
5.
High School Teacher
6.
Educational Assistant
7.
Art / Music Therapist
8.
Early Childhood Educator
9.
Recreation Therapist
10.
Adoption Counsellor
11.
School Counsellor
12.
Speech-Language Pathologist
13.
Music Teacher / Instructor
14.
Clergy
15.
Psychologist
16.
Public Health Nurse
17.
Sport Psychology Consultant
18.
Kinesiologist
19.
Nurse Practitioner
20.
Acupuncturist
21.
Naturopath
22.
Nurse
23.
Social Worker
24.
Desktop Publisher
25.
Practical Nurse
26.
Actor
27.
Gerontologist
28.
Personal Trainer
29.
Cartoonist
30.
Bereavement Counsellor
31.
Animator
32.
Motivational Speaker
33.
Computer Trainer
34.
Addictions Counsellor
35.
Occupational Therapist
36.
Midwife
37.
Physiotherapist
38.
Dermatologist
39.
Doctor
40.
Marriage and Family Therapist

Neat-O!

Wouldn't I be quite the doctor... "Bend over mister and say it like you mean it" ;)

With that very thought, I wave to you all, *buhbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

9 comments:

Roci said...

Strange that none of those careers require the skills you seem to be bset at (at least according to you).

Wonder Woman said...

Oh I never said I was best at "it", I merely LOVE "it"!!!!!!!!!

Practise makes perfect Roci ;)

Erik said...

I was thinking the same. After all they say that you should find a job you love and just go with it. I suppose tho that Sex Therapist, Sex Teacher and Sex Worker just aren't options they put in the list.

Difster said...

Erik beat me to it. I was going to note that "Sex Therapist" must not be on the list.

Wonder Woman said...

I WAS SCREWED!!!!!!!!!!

Erik said...

No you weren't. That is why you were grumping about the whole deal! (o=

Wonder Woman said...

Riiight, ooops.

DANGIT!

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