Bahahahahaha!

The Recipe
A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend is very well endowed. "By Golly, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.

"I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it."

"What do you mean?" Jim asked.

"Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it."

Jim agrees and the two say good bye. A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was. Jim replied, "I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!"

"Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?"


"Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco."

"Crisco?" Bob exclaimed. "Darn it, Jim, Crisco is shortening!

MORAL: You gotta follow the recipe!!!



Medical Treatment
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and seeing the severe pain he is in, the doctor prescribes an IV with saline, electrolytes, a sedative and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks "What good will Viagra do for him Doctor?

"It will keep the sheets off of his legs."

MORAL: A hard on always works, for whatever!


Tee hee hee...