ATTENTION!

In 2009 the government will start capturing all the mentally ill people.



I started crying when I thought of you.

Run little buddy run!

Insanity, insanity, or insanity! Anyone?

A New Post

I probably could make a new post, however,

I am currently

undergoing a lot of sex with my husband.

However, I do apologize for this delay

and thank you for your patience at this time.

WW!

Golf = Monica Lewinsky?

And then she said, "Do you know what a Monica Lewinsky is in golf?"

I replied befuddled, "Something to do with oral sex or cigars?"

She, a matter of fact announced,

"It's when you putt and your ball goes around and around the hole but doesn't make it in!"

She laughed, I shook my head with disbelief and admittedly laughed too.

This woman makes a poor choice and forever profits willingly or not from her actions, for like, EVER! Nothing like f#cking up and EVERYONE knowing about it; now that's some kinda special indeed!

At ta girl!

PS. Enjoy the sunshine!

And

Rainbows...

WW :-D

I Wanna Be A Rock Star!

"A glimpse of you evokes desperate screams from virtual strangers anywhere you go, anything you do..."

Wow, now that IS powerful!

I would like that :)

What type of person craves such strength; what careers require such importance?

Police Man/Police Chick, Military Personnel, Pilot, Rock Star, Minister, Counsellor - just to name a few that pop into the wee pee.

Hmmm, I choose ROCK STAR! I will have to learn to sing, become anorexic, shave off 20 years, and get over my fear of large crowds. But hey, we all NEED A DREAM! Dammit.


Whooooooosh X

Marketing Eh?

Your Slogan Should Be

Dee. As Delicate as a Caress.

The Slogan Generator

Because Life Is Amazing!

A New Shirt Idea!

A spuratic conversation through facebook with my lil sista evoked a great idea this fine morning...

My typing went like this: Are you seriously up THIS EARLY? I am. But I am procrastinating. Running seems like too much damn work this morning.

"I'M CHUBBY AND IT HURTS TO RUN!"

I need a shirt with that saying on it...on the back...in bold letters...as I run people will perhaps throw food out of their speeding vehicles for me... ah, prey on the weak...


LOVE YA!

PS. I can not take all the credit for this idea, however I can profit from it!

Liked It - Sharing It!

"Never be afraid of falling on your face,

it means you were moving forward."

Motivation - It's my thing!

I Saw The Sun

It took me forever to take a picture of the sun.

Something about being blinded, and that screaming,

"MY EYES, OH MY EYES!" was exceptionally distracting!

I'm such a baby sometimes ;)

PS. Did you spot my invisible plane?

Wonder Woman/ Hulk Toes! Be very scared...

it's crazy what they can do when they get pissed...








A Kiss! Kiss my ass. Pucker Up. Bend over. Whateverrrrr!


PS. Bet you didn't notice the lack of moustache, huh?


I had already taken care of that... it was shaving day - Bahahahahahaaaa!


Whatever you do today, ENJOY!
WW :)

I Always Knew!

What does your name mean?

Mine wasn't much of a surprise really:

Gender: Female
Origin: Latin
Meaning: Divine
Elongated Meaning: Divine Moon Goddess

Ahhh, just basking it all right about now...

PS. Random shit, I do it best!

Not Missing Out!

I was invited to go out boating today; my day looked workable enough.

The rest of my week promises to be busy like a bee; TODAY was most enjoyable!

Take a step back, look at what IS important, then plunge in...

The warm sun, the cool water, peaceful quiet, the magnificent valley view...

TODAY WAS FABULOUS!

Happy HUMP DAY!

PS. Tomorrow, August 7th, is Dairy Queen Blizzard Day! All, yes ALL proceeds go to the Children's Miracle Network.

Hey, it's an awesome excuse for a Blizzard - Skor me!

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

JUSTIFICATION: Okay, so my title does little to inform you what's about to take place in "The Post" below. Actually, said title has nada to do with my ramblings, at all :) Just heard the saying, like it, wanted to type it, did it - YAY ME! The linked picture has thighs in it, so the theme ran hand in hand, kinda.

Anyhoo...Why I work, is on my mind this morning. I have narrowed it down to three REAL reasons. Wanna hear/read? GO FURTHER...

FURTHER DELVING INTO THE MIND OF A WOMAN PROCRASTINATING (I was getting ready for a run):

1) Money. Yeah, this may come as a super surprise to many (sarcasm insert) but I wasn't born an actual princess/goddess/super hero like. I need cash to live, IE: pay bills, eat, give my kids (don't even get me started), do fun things, did I mention pay bills? However, number one directly relates to...

2) Enjoy my work. I MUST enjoy what I do, for the most part. I does seem rather odd that my "enjoyable traits" don't pay a lot, or are illegal and or immoral. Alas, I stick to what type of jobs create that feeling of, "Hey, guess I have a long day ahead, better pack snacks..." all said with a smile from deep in my belly. Opposed to that which I've had many time before at other jobs, feeling, " OH MY GAWD, I am hating today already, no time, crabby diva clients, small talk, I'm late, ARGH!"
I worked on "attitude", I just didn't want to go to work. I have since then realized how important it is to me -precious, darling, sensitive,- me. I need to feel (see I can still be delusional) as though I made a difference. Physically, mentally, spiritually. I perform my paid services, and with that I listen, I ask, I learn, I laugh, I joke, I smile, I care. When the day is done, I'm exhausted.

3) Dammit, I can't remember number three. Perhaps it's because I feel a bit badly about not being on my run, aka: running. Good gravy, guess I'll give into it. It, being the force or whatever the hell is compelling me to want to get outside and start-finish my painstaking sweat induced euphoria.

UPDATE TO NUMBER 3:
3) Stay focused and relatively busy. I couldn't imagine NOT having to do anything. My brain would turn to mush. A bowel of sloppy goop. Working allows me the opportunity to meet people through out my day, accomplish tasks, learn shit - yanno?
I'm positive when I thought of number three this morning it was much more profound. However, I believe it was along the same line as what I just wrote, just with more cushioning ;)

FAMOUS LAST WORDS: I'll be back!

WW :)

PS. I saw a baby deer this morning crossing the highway as I ran along gasping for air... breathtaking really ;-)

Have a good one, two, three, 21!!!!!!!!!!!