Pectorals - Or So It Sounds Like...

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Word of the Day for Tuesday, February 24, 2009

peculate \PEK-yuh-leyt\, verb:

- to steal money or goods entrusted to one; embezzle

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Women - We Can Be Such Bitches!

I'd so participate!

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Ha, ha, ha all the way home!

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed. And he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door his wife started on him about, "What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it!"

And on and on and on....

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey then headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang.

The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight. Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her naked husband, bent over, drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

To which he whirled around and screamed,
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!"

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A friend of mine returned from his vacation, LV baby! He brought back a particular t-shirt he thought I'd really like, he was indeed, 100% CORRECT! So, true! Two others - I love bling, and I have these...

Thank you Lee!

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I am three books away from being complete - finishing the series I'm currently reading. These books sure have my attention, reading has never been this much of an adventure! Not to mention fun & well written. Yeah! This week's countdown begins...

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I am turning 39 this April 27Th. Next year I will be... *drum roll please* the big 4-0. And to help celebrate such, I will be making an appointment to have my breasts "done" - Cut em, lift em, fill em up! I'm rather excited :)

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Last week, I needed naps, was tired early on in the evening, my mood was a little, yanno... extra crisp ;) Then Friday, the parting of the Red Sea erupted and like any storm this calm came after such rapids exploded. It's all good. And I'm pleased to announce, " No one died; not even a little bit!"

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My eldest son headed back to university yesterday after visiting for just over a week. My oldest child, and daughter is super eager for her winter break (end of this week), off she goes to Victoria for the week. My little man and wee woman are back to the grind this week after their week's holiday, as well. I might be a horrible parent when I express this, but... YIPPPPPEEEEEE, WOOO HOOOO, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, YAYYYYYYYYYYY!

Ahem, it was a pleasure spending quality and a quantity of time avec petite enfants ... Phew, my nose didn't grow ;)

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Whoosh,

WW :)

Mundane Weekly Summary

The week has abruptly come to an end...

Bottoms up!

Hmmm...

Worked.

Shopped.

Ate a lot of nummy foods, IE: chocolate!

Taught.

Played.

Cooked very little, never a good thing for the body, mind and spirit!

Read.

Laughed.

Kids had their winter break, for the whole week.

Deep breathing.

Smiled.

Enjoying my solo quiet times more than I could ever express.

Princess hood.

Night Owl.

A series of fun reading material, I'm hooked!

Mystery.

Sarcasm.

Sleeping in later every morning.

Bananas.

Peanut butter.

The whole bed is my castle :)

Auburn.

Lethargic.

Not in the least bit feeling guilty, rather, I have come to embrace when this rare anomaly occurs.

BIG HUGS!

WW ;-)

Botox - Idea!

Regulated Botox injections, hmmm...

They say a "medical" esthetician can administer Botox. I look up "medical" esthetician, and they lump this "term" with esthetician. So, can I administer Botox legally in Saskatchewan being a mere esthetician minus the medical status?

I understand I would need a course, education, on hands training, etc. However, am I deemed worthy enough to prick people up?

Suggestions? Advice? Knowledge?

Enlighten away,
WW :)

More Than An Eency Dinner Sausage!

What have I been up to?

Not much, a lot, and everything in between actually :)

Teaching 10 fitness classes per week.

Thor is doing his two week practicum; last week and now again this week. His days begin at 5:30am ending sometime after supper. Lucky guy ;)

Waxing every one's yoo-hoos!

And of course pedicures galore - MEXICO look out, these woman's toes will knock your socks off ;-)

Diagnosed with TMJ. *waits for the giggling to begin* Okay, seriously, IT SUCKS. I can squish food up small enough to eat it, eating is NEVER a problem. But that other thing... yanno, it's impossible :(

I think the eating of ice constantly over the past 6 months could have effected this situation's occurrence. I have been reading up on it and I do believe I will be better with physiotherapy, massage and time. Until then, offer up any "fun" solutions for play, please :-P

Did a weekend jaunt to Aesessippi this past weekend. Skiing, snowboarding, tubing, water slides, eating out, and a lot of reading, ahhhh.

And yet again, a new week had appeared right before my very eyes!

What a spectacular blessing - enjoy!

WW :)

Cos, I was Sent This Today!

Glad I could amuse you,

WW ;)

Full of Shit - BE GONE!

I wish I had shit to share however, I do not.

I'm currently undergoing PMS and hoping to bleed, ASAP.

Now back to your regular scheduled programming toots!

WW :)