Monday, February 23, 2009

Women - We Can Be Such Bitches!


















I'd so participate!

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Ha, ha, ha all the way home!


An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed. And he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door his wife started on him about, "What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it!"

And on and on and on....


Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey then headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.


While he was in the bath, the phone rang.


The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight. Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her naked husband, bent over, drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.


To which he whirled around and screamed,
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!"

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A friend of mine returned from his vacation, LV baby! He brought back a particular t-shirt he thought I'd really like, he was indeed, 100% CORRECT! So, true! Two others - I love bling, and I have these...

Thank you Lee!

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I am three books away from being complete - finishing the series I'm currently reading. These books sure have my attention, reading has never been this much of an adventure! Not to mention fun & well written. Yeah! This week's countdown begins...

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I am turning 39 this April 27Th. Next year I will be... *drum roll please* the big 4-0. And to help celebrate such, I will be making an appointment to have my breasts "done" - Cut em, lift em, fill em up! I'm rather excited :)

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Last week, I needed naps, was tired early on in the evening, my mood was a little, yanno... extra crisp ;) Then Friday, the parting of the Red Sea erupted and like any storm this calm came after such rapids exploded. It's all good. And I'm pleased to announce, " No one died; not even a little bit!"

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My eldest son headed back to university yesterday after visiting for just over a week. My oldest child, and daughter is super eager for her winter break (end of this week), off she goes to Victoria for the week. My little man and wee woman are back to the grind this week after their week's holiday, as well. I might be a horrible parent when I express this, but... YIPPPPPEEEEEE, WOOO HOOOO, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, YAYYYYYYYYYYY!

Ahem, it was a pleasure spending quality and a quantity of time avec petite enfants ... Phew, my nose didn't grow ;)

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Whoosh,

WW :)




3 comments:

Doorman-Priest said...

"Last week, I needed naps,"

Its downhill all the way now sweetheart!

Wonder Woman said...

38 and downhill?

Going down is fine.

Downhill, another ballgame altogether.

DAMMIT!

*wink* Thanks for the heads up... yes, a pun was intended. I'm subtle like that ;)

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