Quote of the Week!

I may seem content
but while I snuggle and purr
I plot your demise...

Purr,

WW :)

Hilarious!

Lego Darth Vader Canteen Incident

Tada,

WW ;0)

An Oldie BUT A Gooder!

Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day

Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend...

just as I've done.

I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally shit yourself...

You hang in there sunshine,you're frigging special!

The Picture Says It All...

In a monkey looking kinda way!

Oh, that was mean...

Why is it, it's totally easy to find sexy pictures of women and well men on the other hand...

I suppose it's cos my husband limits his photos ;)

Toodles,

WW :)

PS. Not much mindless chit chat as of lately, don't get used to it ;0)

And Another Hump Day Rolls On By...

Naughty or Nice?

Ummmm, nice?

Uhhh, naughty?

Perhaps nicely naughty?

Uh hmmm...

PLAY SAFE!

WW ;0)

Need I Say More? Didn't Think So....

Show Me The Love!

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

Interview...

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

To Lick or Not To Lick...

Pros and cons to why you should or should not possess a salt lick in the middle of your kitchen floor...

Pros:

• Who the hell expresses themselves so creatively? You're an artist! Kinda...
• Furry, cute animals roam about your home, it's like nature inside and up close for your personal viewing pleasure :)
• Your kids will take up drinking water drastically; and that's healthy right?
• Salt licks come in many colours - blue - like raspberry no doubt, light orange - like peach most likely, muted crystal - coconut perhaps, red - cherry strawberry swirl maybe...
• You know who your "real" friends are!
• Takes the real guessing work and skill out of hunting; easier is better, no?
• Hmm...

Cons:

• What weirdo comes up with shit like that? Weirdo!
• Animals = Mess, shit, chaos!
• The bathroom is always occupied and your kids clothing have the lingering and slight odour of pee...
• Looks like another useless piece of junk laying across the floor, and when you end up throwing it after you've stubbed your toes for the umpteenth time the blue residue makes a horrible - not so easy to wash off - streak across your newly painted "egg shell" walls...
• You don't like people much, but someone seems to always be dropping by, trying to sneek a glance around you, to secretly "check out" if the rumours are true or not.
• Blood, broken windows, you knew you should have target practised more this season!
• Uh huh...

To lick or not to lick... that is indeed today's question!

Shiny & Bright!

Love it!

Optical Illusions, both are brilliantly breathtaking, huh?

WW :)

Kinda Sums Up How I've Been Feeling Lately!

One Wild Pussy!

PS. I have your back, does the link not say it all. I care, I really, really do care....

BAWHAHAHAHAHA!

WW ;0)

A Magazine For Married Men

I don't even think they're talking about the "good" whipping thing either, sheesh...

Poor guys.

SUCK IT UP!

Peace,

WW ;)

So Close To The Truth It Hurts!