Thursday, May 8, 2008

Interview...

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

8 comments:

Doorman-Priest said...

Well.....O.K.......I can see where he is coming from.

Doorman-Priest said...

Well.....O.K.......I can see where he is coming from.

Doorman-Priest said...

Well.....er.....O.K.......I can see where he is coming from.

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Doorman-Priest said...

Aaaarrrrggghhhh: what is happening?

Anonymous said...

You can say that again.....


Pronto

Elusive Wapiti said...

I think he did. Four times.