Thursday, May 8, 2008

To Lick or Not To Lick...

Pros and cons to why you should or should not possess a salt lick in the middle of your kitchen floor...
Pros:
  • Who the hell expresses themselves so creatively? You're an artist! Kinda...
  • Furry, cute animals roam about your home, it's like nature inside and up close for your personal viewing pleasure :)
  • Your kids will take up drinking water drastically; and that's healthy right?
  • Salt licks come in many colours - blue - like raspberry no doubt, light orange - like peach most likely, muted crystal - coconut perhaps, red - cherry strawberry swirl maybe...
  • You know who your "real" friends are!
  • Takes the real guessing work and skill out of hunting; easier is better, no?
  • Hmm...


Cons:
  • What weirdo comes up with shit like that? Weirdo!
  • Animals = Mess, shit, chaos!
  • The bathroom is always occupied and your kids clothing have the lingering and slight odour of pee...
  • Looks like another useless piece of junk laying across the floor, and when you end up throwing it after you've stubbed your toes for the umpteenth time the blue residue makes a horrible - not so easy to wash off - streak across your newly painted "egg shell" walls...
  • You don't like people much, but someone seems to always be dropping by, trying to sneek a glance around you, to secretly "check out" if the rumours are true or not.
  • Blood, broken windows, you knew you should have target practised more this season!
  • Uh huh...

To lick or not to lick... that is indeed today's question!

1 comment:

Pronto said...

My vote is to lick.

Yes, definitely, to lick ;-)