Thursday, December 27, 2007

This year (2008) I promise to...



* Take 10 deep breaths
* Visualize a relaxing scene
* Learn to say no
* HAVE SEX
* Stay clutter free
* Read good books
* Stretch
* HAVE SEX
* Write in a journal
* Try yoga
* Laugh often
* HAVE SEX
* Watch clouds go by
* Look at a magazine
* Believe in yourself
* HAVE SEX
* Prioritize your tasks
* Get some fresh air
* Hug someone
* HAVE SEX
* Get plenty of sleep
* Watch a movie
* Seek out positive people
* HAVE SEX
* Make to-do lists
* Take a brisk walk
* Stargaze
* HAVE SEX
* Sip a cup of herbal tea
* Put your feet up
* Enjoy a hobby
* HAVE SEX
* Confront your feelings
* Exercise
* Plan ahead
* HAVE SEX
* Talk with a friend
* Dance
* Laugh at yourself
* HAVE SEX
* Count your blessings
* Be silly
* Set realistic goals
* HAVE SEX
* Sing
* Think positively
* Squeeze a stress ball
* HAVE SEX
* Eat right
* Take a nap
* Walk away
* HAVE SEX
* Vary your routine
* Play with children
* Get a massage
* HAVE SEX
* Ask for help
* Find a quiet spot to relax
* Take regular breaks
* HAVE SEX
* Listen to soothing music
* See problems as challenges
* Smile
* HAVE SEX
* Play a sport
* Be faithful
* Avoid caffeine and tobacco
* HAVE SEX
* Eat a good breakfast
* Cry if necessary
* Be flexible
* HAVE SEX
* Learn something
* Don't procrastinate
* Wear earplugs when its noisy
* HAVE SEX
* Buy fresh flowers
* Spend time with a loved one
* Celebrate life
* HAVE SEX
* Do one task at a time
* Meditate
* Plant a garden
* HAVE SEX
* Avoid distractions
* Budget time and money
* Share jokes
* HAVE SEX
* Play games with friends
* Look at the big picture
* Get up earlier
* HAVE SEX
* Set limits
* Express your feelings
* Treat yourself to a gift
* Simplify your life
* HAVE SEX
* Reflect on your joys
* Punch a pillow
* Go out to lunch
* HAVE SEX
* Don't dwell on the past
* Play with a pet
* Go to the park
* HAVE SEX
* Soak in the tub
* Wear comfortable clothes
* Take off your shoes
* HAVE SEX
* Forgive and forget
* Delegate work
* Love others
* HAVE SEX
* Love yourself
* Save plants at work and home
* Daydream
* HAVE SEX
* Bake a special treat
* Savor meals
* Look at old photos
* HAVE SEX
* Take a vacation
* Fly a kite
* Learn something new
* HAVE SEX
* Volunteer
* Go out for frozen yogurt
* Join a group
* HAVE SEX
* Rub your own shoulders
* Take the bus or carpool
* Have a picnic
* HAVE SEX
* Organize beauty around you
* Take it one day at a time
* Make someone smile
* HAVE SEX!

Not too bad as far as lists are concerned, I'd say :)

12 comments:

Roci said...

Doesn't leave much time for sex.

Wonder Woman said...

I'LL ADD THAT CORRECTION right away!

Erik said...

Is this to be done in order?

Wonder Woman said...

Naw, I'm kinda a random type girl ;)

Roland said...

Never put, "Squeeze a stress ball" and "Have Sex" so close together. I winced.

Wonder Woman said...

I laughed a loud at "Learn to say no" and "HAVE SEX" so close together.

;)

Roland said...

What about "Join a group" and "HAVE SEX"?

Wonder Woman said...

Good one!

Mmmm, so many ideas POP into my... head ;-P

Anonymous said...

Why do you need a journal when you have a blog? What's the fun in keeping your thoughts to yourself, instead of spreading them around the world and making them Google searchable?

Erik said...

Mike,

If she kept all her thoughts on her blog it would soon be blocked by the filters at work and many of us wouldn't be able to visit anymore. Its more out of kindness to us that she does the journal.

Altho it certainly would be interesting to catch a peek at her journal...

Timm said...

Interesting that you put "enjoy a hobby" next to "HAVE SEX!" when it seems that having sex might just be your hobby.

Wonder Woman said...

Hobby, obsession, neurotic compulsive tendencies...

It's all really the same thing :)