This year (2008) I promise to...

* Take 10 deep breaths
* Visualize a relaxing scene
* Learn to say no
* HAVE SEX
* Stay clutter free
* Read good books
* Stretch
* HAVE SEX
* Write in a journal
* Try yoga
* Laugh often
* HAVE SEX
* Watch clouds go by
* Look at a magazine
* Believe in yourself
* HAVE SEX
* Prioritize your tasks
* Get some fresh air
* Hug someone
* HAVE SEX
* Get plenty of sleep
* Watch a movie
* Seek out positive people
* HAVE SEX
* Make to-do lists
* Take a brisk walk
* Stargaze
* HAVE SEX
* Sip a cup of herbal tea
* Put your feet up
* Enjoy a hobby
* HAVE SEX
* Confront your feelings
* Exercise
* Plan ahead
* HAVE SEX
* Talk with a friend
* Dance
* Laugh at yourself
* HAVE SEX
* Count your blessings
* Be silly
* Set realistic goals
* HAVE SEX
* Sing
* Think positively
* Squeeze a stress ball
* HAVE SEX
* Eat right
* Take a nap
* Walk away
* HAVE SEX
* Vary your routine
* Play with children
* Get a massage
* HAVE SEX
* Ask for help
* Find a quiet spot to relax
* Take regular breaks
* HAVE SEX
* Listen to soothing music
* See problems as challenges
* Smile
* HAVE SEX
* Play a sport
* Be faithful
* Avoid caffeine and tobacco
* HAVE SEX
* Eat a good breakfast
* Cry if necessary
* Be flexible
* HAVE SEX
* Learn something
* Don't procrastinate
* Wear earplugs when its noisy
* HAVE SEX
* Buy fresh flowers
* Spend time with a loved one
* Celebrate life
* HAVE SEX
* Do one task at a time
* Meditate
* Plant a garden
* HAVE SEX
* Avoid distractions
* Budget time and money
* Share jokes
* HAVE SEX
* Play games with friends
* Look at the big picture
* Get up earlier
* HAVE SEX
* Set limits
* Express your feelings
* Treat yourself to a gift
* Simplify your life
* HAVE SEX
* Reflect on your joys
* Punch a pillow
* Go out to lunch
* HAVE SEX
* Don't dwell on the past
* Play with a pet
* Go to the park
* HAVE SEX
* Soak in the tub
* Wear comfortable clothes
* Take off your shoes
* HAVE SEX
* Forgive and forget
* Delegate work
* Love others
* HAVE SEX
* Love yourself
* Save plants at work and home
* Daydream
* HAVE SEX
* Bake a special treat
* Savor meals
* Look at old photos
* HAVE SEX
* Take a vacation
* Fly a kite
* Learn something new
* HAVE SEX
* Volunteer
* Go out for frozen yogurt
* Join a group
* HAVE SEX
* Rub your own shoulders
* Take the bus or carpool
* Have a picnic
* HAVE SEX
* Organize beauty around you
* Take it one day at a time
* Make someone smile
* HAVE SEX!

Not too bad as far as lists are concerned, I'd say :)

Warning: It may be too strenuous for some.

The older we get the more important it is to incorporate exercise into our daily routine. This is necessary to maintain cardiovascular health and maintain muscle mass.

If you're over 60, you might want to take it easy at first, then do more repetitions as you become more proficient and build stamina. Warning: It may be too strenuous for some.


Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program!



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That's enough for the first day. Great job.

Have a chocolate!

Obituary - Found at Evel Squirrel's Blog

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'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Celebrating!

I would like to announce I'm officially an "Angel Bird". This term was used during our last (for this year) fitness class. As 'she' explained, "I am not cheating, I'm an angel bird!"

Uh huh.

ME TOO!

Women, so darn clever :)

UPDATE:
I Wonderlific One, have for two full weeks attended the gym anywhere between 5 - 5:45am each morning.
I have not rolled over and gone back to sleep (you'd have to be able to sleep for that to actually happen). I have gotten my increasing large ass outta bed, into some appropriate apparel and gone to da gym.
I feel great, less stressed, and once I stop consuming an average of 3000+ EXTRA calories per day, during this lovely holiday season, I will slim down.

I have begun to run again, and I love THAT feeling. I don't really enjoy the crotch sweat. But I think my morning partner must, as she NEVER tells me. No wonder no eye contact is never made...

*laughing*

This is the FIRST year I have not been on antidepressants, or a herbal supplement for depression. Christmas is a celebration. Therefore I am celebrating!

PS. I love the gorgeously brilliant lights!!!!!!!!!!!
PPS. Thank you Marvy for the OMGoodness it's too f*$king early to be hear company!

Wishing for you all a safe and happy holiday season.

God Bless.

Happy Birthday Jesus!

Plug in your Birthday and see what glorious things were happening around the globe that very MOMENT!

Click the title people... sheesh do I have to explain everything to you?

:)

Santa knows if you've been naughty or nice!

HO, HO, HO!

*winks at cha y'all*

I don't get it...

Well I do get "it", however I'm stumped when it comes to others seeming validations of what they 'think' or view as good, important, etc...

What evoked this thought, a comment on Billiams blog. It happens all the time, people telling/typing 'good post', 'great story', etc.. When truly, who gives a fluck? Am I being neurotic, or am I gleaming towards rightness? (I think that maybe a new word, my word!)

Don't tear me apart (wow, got a little tingle there...) I just feel, as I was taught "if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all" should encompass a bit more. Perhaps, "if someone asks you, if you have nothing nice, say nothing at all" - hmmm.

People like to be validated by others, I find this a difficult concept, as these are the very same human being that will rip you to shreds in the blink of an eye.

Perplexed, I am.

Comments, making others feel good, it's a novel and wondrous idea. Giving your opinion when it's not asked for nor needed, seems a bit - self indulgent, selfish, attention starved, parental, above others, God like.

I think, *wink* *wink* I know that not going to the gym this morning was going to make me (like that, MAKE ME) get all introspective, reflective, thoughtful and shit.

Damn what exercise doesn't help you with, eh?!

And what exercise doesn't save others from...


He, he, he.

Here's to not choking!

Past the lips and over the gums, look out ovaries here I cum...

Ooooh So True!

He's right, dangit!

*bends over*... for a spanking :-)

As I Mature

INSTRUCTIONS: Click on pic to enlarge. Stroke penis to enlarge. Please refrain from clicking your penis while stroking the pic.


Thank you and enjoy!


:)

What Your Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich Means - "Admit it, you're a little trashy and low class at times."

What Your Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich Means

Your eating style is reserved. You are a bit of a fussy eater, and you have very specific ways you like your food prepared.

You have an average sweet tooth. While you enjoy desserts, they aren't exactly your downfall.

Your taste in food tends to be quite eclectic and wide. You are an adventurous eater, and you like many types of cuisines.

Admit it, you're a little trashy and low class at times. You're definitely more comfortable at a tattoo parlor than the theater.

You are a tough person who isn't afraid to live life fully. There isn't a lot that scares you.

Precise and controlled, you can be a bit anal retentive when it comes to how you like things. You're definitely a perfectionist.

I Am Indeed a Funhouse *wink*

You Are a Funhouse (YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!)

You are an open, flexible person who is able to see the world through many perspectives.
Self reflective and honest, you're able to take a hard, objective look at yourself (even if you don't like what you see!).
In relationships, you are a bit of a narcissist. But you can't really help it...
You're by far the most interesting person you know!

Your life is a bit perplexing. Things aren't always what they seem - even to you.
You've successfully cultivated an enigmatic reputation. But you're still a mystery to yourself.
Deep down, you often feel a little lost in the world. And you're okay with that.
Trapdoors and dead ends are something you expect. You just enjoy figuring out what it all means.

At your best, you are self aware and savvy.
You know yourself well... including where you've been and where you're going.
At your worst, you are vain, self centered, and egotistical.
You sometimes look so far inward... it's the only thing you see.

I Am Christmas!

You Are Christmas

More than most people, you are able to find magic in life's small moments.
Traditions mean a lot to you, and you tend to be quite nostalgic.
You are a giving, kind person who really understands the true meaning of holidays.
You inspire others to be as altruistic and caring as you are.

What makes you celebrate: Tradition and a generous spirit

At holiday get togethers, you do best as: The storyteller. You like to recount memories with everyone.

On a holiday, you're the one most likely to: Give a gift to everyone you know

X-RATED RIDDLES

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

Q. Why is divorce so expens ive?
A. Because it's worth it!

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q. What is the difference between " ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.

Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.


Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch!

Redneck Photos

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The Perfect Man and Woman!

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A Jewish Christmas Story

The teacher was very curious about how each of her students Celebrated Christmas Eve. "Tell me Patrick, what do you do on Christmas Eve?" she asked.

Patrick addressed the class. "Well Miss, me and my twelve Brothers and sisters go to midnight Mass and we sing hymns, Then we come home very late and we put mince pies by the back Door and hang up our stockings. Then all excited we go to bed And wait for Santa to come with all our toys."

"Very nice Patrick, now Jimmy Brown, what do you do?"

"Well Miss, me and my sister go to Church with Mom and Dad and We sing carols and we get home ever so late. We put cookies and Milk by the chimney and we hang up our stockings. We hardly Sleep waiting for Santa Claus to bring our presents."

Remembering there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting To leave him out of the discussion, she asked, "Now Jimmy Cohen, What do you do on Christmas Eve?"

"Well Miss, it's the same old thing every year. Dad comes home From the office. We all pile into the Rolls and drive to his toy factory. When we get inside we look at all the empty shelves and sing "What a friend we have in Jesus'. Then we go to the Bahamas."

Question:

What is in December that isn't in any other month?

I couldn't very well risk THAT - Now could I?

If ya click on the pic, it GROWS in size...


YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

The Unrelated!

The nerve of that snow man! Gross!



TAURUS - The Enduring One ( April 20 - May 20th)
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not.
Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who
Are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take
Pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and
give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express
themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums.
Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

The truth in these things astound me ;)

Still Smiling!

Guess it's not all THAT bad...


Mmmm, bad = naughty = mmmm ;-P

Yowza!

Now that's a while back...

Considering how Samantha is now 19, Damon's birthday approaches and he will be 18, Logan is that lovely age of 16 going on 17, and wee Danielle is 11 all the while taking on the world!

My age was... my age is... Oh never will you mind!

Looking back...

Sigh, youth definitely is a thing of the past...

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Wow, how the hair styles change, along with the colour!

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I Just LOVE Christmas Cartoons!

What else is there to say really? Right? Makes you almost wanna play "Santa and his disobedient reindeer" game, eh?


Ooooh Seamus?!!!!!!!!!!

"Dill - Doe"

Update!

This is Laila - Ali our (almost 1o week old) boxer cross elkhound puppy!

Don't be deceived, she's naughtier than she looks ;) It's obviously a running theme in our house!

Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow!

Winter Wonderland

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,
In the lane, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight.
Walking in a winter wonderland.

Gone away is the bluebird,
Here to stay is a new bird
He sings a love song,
As we go along,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown

He'll say: Are you married?
We'll say: No man,
But you can do the job
When you're in town.

Later on, we'll conspire,
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid,
The plans that we've made,
Walking in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he's a circus clown
We'll have lots of fun with mister snowman,
Until the other kids knock him down.

When it snows, ain't it thrilling,
Though your nose gets a chilling
We'll frolic and play, the Eskimo way,
Walking in a winter wonderland.


Winter Wonderland!
The famous Christmas song Winter Wonderland was first published in 1934. The composer was Felix Bernard (1897-1944) and the lyricist was Richard B. Smith (1901-1935). Probably the most popular versions of this classic Christmas song, Winter Wonderland, were recorded to high acclaim by the Andrews Sisters and Perry Como.
The lyrics of Winter Wonderland have undoubtedly contributed to the magical vision of snow at Christmas together with the tradition of building snowmen and therefore turning fantasy into reality by creating a real Winter Wonderland.