Show 'em

Click it, oh for the love of all that's pure, romantic and sweet, DO IT! Don't mind the country - keep watching!

I Can Smell Friday!

Poke your eye out!

ALERT: Watch out, cover up, and don't point those things at me!

TODAY TEMP: -26.5°C

TONIGHT TEMP: -23°C

Clear

Feels Like: -33

Wind: NW 17km/h

My ass, it feel like - a million!

A Deal?!

Don't ask where I find this crap, but WOW!

One word - OUCH!

See what did I tell ya?!

Go Riders Go!

What do you call a group of 46 guys sitting on a couch watching the Grey Cup?

THE B.C. LIONS!







GO RIDERS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!




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Twas The Night Before Grey Cup:

Twas the night before Grey Cup, and all through the Dome,
Not a creature was stirring, but the gophers back home.
The players were nestled and snug in their beds,
While visions of Grey Cup Rings danced in their heads.

When out on the field, there arose such a clatter,
Kent sprang from his bed to see what was the matter,
Away to his window, he flew like a flash,
Threw aside the Green Curtains, and Silky White Sash.

And what did he see with his wondering eye?
But a sea of Green Revelers and a furry brown guy.
"That looks like Dominguez, and Flick and Fantuz!"
"Its way after curfew! Do they want us to lose??"

So, out of his room and down to the field,
Coach Austin stormed out with a fury to wield.
As he went through the tunnel, the ground shook with a beat,
From the dancing and prancing of ten thousand feet.

"Hey Coach," cried a voice, "Whatcha doing down here?"
It was Szarka and Schultz, and they were handing out beer!
Chunky and Chick were grilling up Dogs,
With Burgers being served by O'Day and the Hogs.

Crandell cooked Hot Wings, Joseph grilled steak,
While Cates, Holmes, and Hughes helped Makowsky serve cake.
"This is nuts!" Austin shouted, "It's one-thirty AM!"
"I expected some revelry, but this is mayhem!"

Eric Tillman tapped Austin, " You're not Eagle Keys -"
"But I'm not Berry, or Gotta, or Gregory, so PLEASE!"
"You're all waddling around here like Wascana geese!"
"And in need of a dance coach like Donald Narcisse."

"Now, you've all had your fun, so back to your rooms."
But then Austin's nose picked up the barbecue fumes.
Then Green Is The Color rang out through the air,
As Congi and Boreham played Banjos with flair.

On Davis, on Johnson, on Coach Ritchie Hall,
Even old Alex Smith flashed a smile after all,
On Lloyd, on McCullough, on Hunt and on Perry,
On Kornegay, Frazier, and yes, even Kerry.

The skydome then filled with a soft greenish glow,
And the whole Rider Nation set poised for a show.
An S and a wheat sheaf then formed in the air,
And a smile took the place of Coach Kent Austin's glare.

Then everyone there, the players, the fans,
They formed a big circle by all holding hands,
Then right in the centre appeared the Grey Cup,
Which Fairholm and Ridgeway and Elgaard picked up.

They handed it over to Ritchie and Kent,
Who called Kerry and Eddie, and off the Cup went.
It was passed round the field, past heroes to present,
While Gainer dug holes for the Blue Bomber Peasants.

That music was heard coast to coast people say
And they say Rider Pride grew three sizes that day.
Everyone left there dreaming of Blue Bomber doom.
And they sent all the Banjos to Troy Westwood's Room.



GO RIDERS

BRING HOME THE CUP!

Dedicated to the Fine Folks in the Rider Nation!

Merry Christmas!

Click me baby ....ooooh yessssssssssssssss!

For you this holiday season.

ALERT: No sexual content (as it is becoming clear you're all as twisted as me)

Winter Exercise Program...

Take one Weetabix.

Take an Aero chocolate bar.

Crumble the Aero over the Weetabix.

Voila! AEROBIX !

Supersize Me!

CAUTION: Truth alert!

SIZE MATTERS!

Women lie, just as men fib a little too ;)

The thing is, if you're good - GREAT!

If you suck (not literally), you better be hung.

It's the truth, why would I stretch (he he he) the truth?

Exactly.

Consequently, let's say you're a fumbling mess of lips n asshole AND have an eency weency package, is there hope?


Heck yeah, buy her a toy!

Brighten your day!

Click the link above for a little inspiration!

Bored...Tubby...Mild

Click it, I dare ya!

Oh, to be me... Ahhh...

My sentiments, EXACTLY!

Happy Gobble Gobble Day!

For all you crazy Americans, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!


A special thank you to Erik, who was too chicken to put the picture up on his blog!

*sticks tongue out*


NEENER!

Finally ... the truth!

Temperament - Flexible
Nothing seems to bother you - you sail through life crisis free. It's not that your life doesn't have its ups and downs, it's just that you handle everything without unnecessary drama and antics. You approach each day fresh, not worrying about yesterday or tomorrow. You are confident that you can handle anything that comes your way and experience has shown that you are absolutely right about this.



Interests - Simple
You are continually pursuing a simpler and less complicated life - you don't allow yourself to fall victim to all of the "should do's" that society continually bombards you with. You are thoughtful about your life choices and think in terms of yourself, others and the world in which we live. You have a great sense that we are part of something much bigger and we must be good to others, if we want others and the world to be good to us.



Amusement - Thoughtful
You are easily stressed out and overwhelmed - you need to take care of yourself first and foremost. Because you tend to be self reflective, you know your limits quite well and must remember to not exceed those limits. When you overwhelm your life with obligations and responsibilities, you tend to shut down and go into yourself even further. Take some time to find your serenity and kick back your feet.



Passion - Physical
You are a cuddle bug - from a warm hug shared with your best friend to steamy sex with your partner, you enjoy every bit of human contact that you can get. You demonstrate your love for others most fluidly through physical one-on-one contact and you

Get Service

Well worth the watch, perspective...

Familiar

The dark emptiness surrounds me.

A cloud encompassing my listless soul.

Isolated, cold, self - alienated.

Neither comforted nor warm, just so.

Joyless and dismal.

A void helplessly unfulfilled.

My life deserted of anything, or anyone.

Slow, defeated and simply not giving a damn any longer.

Tired, worn out, not choosing to inconvenience others.

Trivial and unimportant.

Wanting the inner light to sparkle, to light my path once again.

So distant, yet familiar...

Once animated, vivacious with life.

Withering in turmoil.



In the distant, the brilliant silver moon seeminly happily, shines upon me.

I'm Procrastinating... Again...

Top Five Reasons I'm Procrastinating Going to the Gym:

1 - Just old people will be there, which means...
2 - Bad music will be playing, which includes...
3 - Quiet bad music, not too beneficial for working out.
4 - I'm lazy.
5 - And unmotivated.

Dangit!

"Calgon, take me away!"

Damn, those quiz people are smart ;)

You Are A Woman!

NOTE: Click the title, "Damn, those quiz people are smart ;)" to find out about you!

Congratulations, you've made it to adulthood.
You're emotionally mature, responsible, and unlikely to act out.
You accept that life is hard - and do your best to keep things upbeat.
This makes you the perfect girlfriend... or even wife!

I think the fact I'm easy, don't nag, feed him, and encourage him with "his time" helps with the "perfect wife" title.

Who am I kidding, I have big boobs and like sex a lot - that's all it really takes to make him happy ;)

Las Vegas!

I have decided I want to go to Las Vegas December 26th. Unless, of course somewhere tropical pops up for grabs. Looking for a cheap deal, as I type...

I've never had sex in Las Vegas, a new adventure I'm eager to explore!

My husband, he's such a trooper!

"Sex?"
"Sex?"
"Did someone mention sex?"


Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

To Motivate, Inspire, and Traumatize!

Check it out!

http://banedad.blogspot.com/2007/10/words-to-live-by.html

To Motivate, Inspire, and Traumatize!

How Sexy is Your Job?

"A recent poll conducted by international online dating giant www.lavalife.com
found that on the sexiness scale, men rated doctors and nurses (50%) over athletes (21%), bartenders (17%) and firefighters (12%). Women clearly preferred firefighters, with an overwhelming 70% of women indicating firemen as their top pick. Women voted bartenders the least sexy (7%), followed closely by athletes (11%) and doctors/nurses (12%)."

""We're not surprised by this result. There's something irresistible about
a man in uniform with a big hose", says Lori Miller, Lavalife Marketing
Manager."

LOVE IT!

OUR PUPPY HAS ARRIVED!

TADA!

Newest addition: Laila Ali - 5 weeks old - boxer/elkhound - cute as a button!

Abdominal Bliss...

Abdominal Bliss Definition: Extreme sensation located in the vast abdominal region. Intense feelings in said area causing ANY physical motion great discomfort. Associated closely with banging your head in a door repeatedly. Refrain from coughing, sitting up, laughing, sneezing, or having sex in certain positions.

Note: Do less, not always is more, better :)