What I have found out about myself according to my junk mail folder is that I'm apparently a limp, on a lucky streak, lonely, in demand, wanted in the work field, married, consumer of great -amazing-fantastic offers, not smelly enough, woman in need of a Russian bride and sex chat with someone named Nicole, or was that Nikki, no I do believe it may have been Jennifer...
Anyhoo, you get it - I'm simply messed up!
My junk folder's mail for today:
- Feel and Smell More
- New Products - details inside
- Russian Bride for you!
- Married and Lonely (this time it was Nikki)
- Please Confirm Receipt
- Your New Job
- Chat with Me
- Wanna See My Pics
And yet I manage to just barely get by each day knowing there is so much more out there for me... *cheesy porn music*
Naw, I think I'm doing okay for now ;-)
Later Gator,
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