Friday, October 31, 2008

Halloween, It's All About...


Role playing, VERY similar to Halloween these days. Today, I was thinking back to whether I was ever something frightening for Halloween. Uh, no I don't believe I have been...


As a child I was: A Hoser (for anyone other than a Canadian, click this), one of the members of KISS the rock band, and seriously that is all that I can remember dressing up as, for this awesome sugar induced coma of a day.


As a teenager - young adult I was nothing remotely scary at all, promiscuously sexy, OH YEAH! I have been: Elvira, Sexy Witch, Sexy Pirate, Day (All white, very made up to be most angelic like, well as angelic as one gets in a tight white mini dress :)), Sexy Devil, etc... I'm certain you're sensing my theme, huh? *wink*


I looked for Halloween pumpkin tattoos large enough to cover my nipples, to surprise my husband later! LOL Sadly, I didn't find any. The sales girl, I think I made her day...


Anyhoo, had "The Mammogram" today and an ultrasound too. A regular festival of boob touching. I think I was violated; I think I didn't mind all that much ;) The mammogram wasn't nearly as uncomfortable as I was lead to believe; fucking women creeping the crap outta each other, sheesh. The ultrasound actually hurt more :(


For those who have not had the experience ...yet: A mammogram is like rough sex, in the chestical (my word) region, without dinner or a commitment. Not really anything too terrible, just not something you wanna do weekly. Or do you? *raised eyebrow*


It's probably just a cyst they say. I will know more next week when my NP has the results sent to her office. I'm cool with it all. I was just so damn shit-in-my-pants scared about the procedure. Pathetic when the procedure out worries the worst case scenario in situations like this. We can send people to the moon but can't figure out how to squish a tit without provoking this 'mythical' traumatic experience I was so readily warned about? Pffft.


Wishing you all a spook-tacular Halloween and orgasmic weekend!


WW :)


9 comments:

Marvy said...

I love you my friend....you always make me smile even when I don't particularly feel like it!

:)

Wonder Woman said...

And I love you too my friend. Heck, given the opportunity I'd do you RAW, like hamburger.. gave myself a creepy shiver when typing hamburger, maybe that's an indicator to stop? NEAT! I do have an OFF button ;-)

Love you gorgeous, miss you and when I get all better would love to run-around-town with you!

*blows a kiss*

Erik said...

Mammograms must be like childbirth. Only those women with a low pain tolerance or a horror story share it with others. But anyways, I am glad it was more like rough chestical sex than the horrors previously related to you.

As for the tattoos, you may want to look into the airbrush tattoos. they are pretty easy to apply and you could put it on yourself and be ready for any occasion.

Roci said...

...like rough sex,...

That YOU pay for.

Erik said...

LOL!

Wonder Woman said...

YOU pay for rough sex? Mammograms are free here in the great white north, eh :) I have never EVER paid for sex, just to be completely honest with ya ;-) Now, have I been paid for rough sex, would be a different question all together. LOL Naw, can't say that I did, could or will look into such an endeavour...

Have fun boys!
Erm, men!

Roci said...

Of course, by "free" you mean someone else pays for it. Nothing is free. The fundamental law of economics is: everything must be paid for.

We have such "free" ones here too. Free because you already paid for it in your insurance premiums, or because an anonymous taxpayer did on your behalf.

Erik said...

So is rough sex taxpayer subsidized up there too? Does that cause the same problems as with medicine? Are there waiting lists for rough sex? Is there a shortage of providers? Do people drive to the States to pay for it because it just isn't available anymore under the socialized system?

Wonder Woman said...

LOL You two...

Canadian Medical Care:
Free = Canadian Tax Payers = Me

Clarity, thank you, I did pay to be womanhandled!

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!


Rough sex:
Waiting list: not that I'm aware, shall I look into it for you?

Shortage of providers: are you picky?

Driving to the States for this proceedure: Ii you can't get "it" in your home land, chances are, with travel, comes a side prize of genital warts or something equally as appealing!

Mind you, warts aren't fussy where they originate from...

Rough sex, is between you and whomever YOU pay ;-)

No subsidizing, even in Canada for such frivvy (my word) fun! Sorry ;)

Be good!