Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Uncomfortable Feelings

Uncomfortable.

Feelings.


Uncomfortable feelings:


  1. Munching down on some yummy little chocolate Easter eggs, to bite into a piece of the tin covering.
  2. Thong wedgies.
  3. Your bottom about to explode, and nothing you can do about it but...CLEAR THE ROOM!
  4. The idea you've disappointed someone you care about.
  5. Eency weency paper cuts!
  6. Knowing you've had that "something" between your teeth all frickin day long, and no one told you!
  7. Having your home broken into.
  8. Puss filled whiteheads on the brink of bursting...
  9. Sleeping anywhere other than a comfy bed and/or couch.
  10. Desperation.
  11. The smell of cat pee.
  12. Too tight of clothing that, once upon a time, used to fit well.
  13. Sensitive teeth in the winter.
  14. Vomiting.
  15. Accidental squishing something creature like in bare feet.

Have any to add?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looking in the mirror after running a bunch of errands only to realize that you have a dried booger hanging out of your nostril.

Telling a joke and nobody laughs.

Walking into a room and all eyes turn to look at you - but not in appreciation or welcome.

Jumping rope as a teen and realizing that you are really too busty to be doing it without a bra.

Pablo said...

Having no one acknowledge you in a crowded room.

Realizing there's no way you'll be able to pay your bills this month. Or next.

Not getting enough sleep for an extended period of time.