If I flip a coin what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
What's a sexy hottie like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
If I could rearrange the alphabet... I'd put you between F and CK
Ay carumba...are those real?
You must be Jamaican... because Jamaican me crazy.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
If I were to ask you for sex... would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and oral sex? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?
My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.
Got two nipples for a dime?
If this bar is a meat market... you must be the prime rib.
You might not be the best looking girl here. But beauty is only a light switch away.
Be unique and different - just say yes.
Hi. I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?
I've just moved you to the top of my to do list.
Seriously honey - sex is like pizza. Even if it's bad it's still pretty darn good.
You know - I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Hey... I might not be the cutest one here... but I am the only one talking to you.
MY FAVORITE: Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Pick Up Lines...
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Here's a few to add to your list...
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
The word of the day is "legs", let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
That outfit is going to look great in a pile on my floor in the morning...
Billy D
OHMYHeavens, niiiiiice ;)
I saw this absolutely drop dead hot redhead yesterday. I stopped in my tracks, stared at her for a second, wide eyed, of course. I then looked out side, then back at her and said "That explains it." She seemd unsure and said "Explains what?" To which I replied "Why the Sun is too embarrassed to come out." Maybe it was my delivery...
Or maybe she didn't "get it"?
;) Better luck next time!
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