Pesky Squirrels

• There were Five country churches in a small TEXAS town:The Presbyterian Church , the Baptist Church , the Methodist Church, the Catholic Churchand the Jewish Synagogue. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels .
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• One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to doabout the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they Determined that thesquirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will...
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  In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery.The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it.The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.
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• The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a positionto harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and setthem free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.
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• But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective solution.They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church.Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
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• Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, but they took one squirrel and had a short service with him called circumcision, and they haven't seen a squirrel on the property since.