Sunday, January 18, 2009

Sunday Funnies :)




Dear Abby,

I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. She has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know them. I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with her, I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her.

Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my hockey equipment so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls.' When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my hockey gear, that I noticed a hairline crack where the blade meets the graphite shaft on my new one piece hockey stick.

So here’s the question:

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro-shop where I bought it?

Please Advise

Andrew McDy

4 comments:

Doorman-Priest said...

I often tell my students

"100,000,000 sperm and you were the one who got through. Dear God!"

Pablo said...

I just LOVE the one about licking windows!!!
It describes my inner ennui so well...

MikeT said...

You're gonna be real special when that bus flips over on your head... :-P

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