Wednesday, April 30, 2008

I Want, I Need...

I really, really want new breasts :)


The difference between my wants and my needs is simply that my wants seem much more desperate, considering my needs are met daily.



Dammit.




Know what I mean jelly bean?





10 comments:

Nator said...

I know what you mean. I want some new ones too.

Difster said...

What are you going to do with the old ones? Do they have trade in value?

Pronto said...

I'm actually pretty happy with the ones I've got.

Just sayin'

Pronto said...

So.... what would be the perfect boob, anyways???????

Erik said...

Pronto,

The answer to that is, the one in hand.

Elusive Wapiti said...

"the one in hand..."

Is worth two in the, er....I'm not gonna say it.

Wonder Woman said...

FUNNY: Two, not one, that don't look like tennis balls in old lady stockings...

THOSE are the kind I would like to possess.

SERIOUS: The reconstructive surgery costs about $7000 Canadian; or so Dr Ledding 9from Regina)told me :)

Not only do I need a lift and fill, I need a cut off/mold section as well.

*sigh*

FUNNY: SO... if anyone wins the lottery, like millions worth, could you fund my tits? It may get ya a feel even ;-P

LMAO

SERIOUS: Yeah, well... besides the "look". The extra skin rubs, I do develope nasty sores AND that skin on skin slapping sound (my arms) gives me a disgusting feel every time I exercise.
Extra bras to workout in cut into my skin and sometimes even require a steri strip to hold the open skin closed.. All in the life of a goddess, I suppose.


The arms, hell now that's a horrific surgery, with mucho disasters associated with not healing properly. I can wear sweaters, and shirts to cover my arms up...

;) I'm adaptable!

Okay, okay... *hops off soapbox* I'm finished here :)

WWWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH,
WW ;)

Wonder Woman said...

Erik, GREAT POINT!

Nator, the ones you have work just fine! Don't be greedy!

No trade in value I'm afraid. Perhaps a skin graft need? LOL Ewww, can you imagine someone's cheek with my tits skin on it...

*heeby jeebies*

With all this boob talk, make sure you fellas let your woman know she's perfect for you, just as she is! It makes a difference :)

Unless she is me, I WANT NEW ONES DAMMIT!

La, la, la..
WW :)

Erik said...

Dr Ledding 9from Regina
Is she played by Jerri Ryan in a reprise of her 7of9 role?

could you fund my tits? It may get ya a feel even ;-P
I think that calls for sponsorship! Just like in NASCAR. Well Bob, that #29 Emunda tit worn by Wonder Woman is sure looking good out there on the track today. The Emunda tit recently went back in for a redesign and is just looking better than ever. I think we can expect great things from that #29 Emunda tit this year

Wonder Woman said...

LOL, You're such a goof, LOVE THAT!

Smartass ;)