...Of The Day!

Joke Of The Day:
*Don't spoil it, if you've heard it!*

Q: What did the one worm say to the other worm as he passed him on the road one day?
A: "Where on earth have you been?!"

*I love that joke!!!!*


Tip Of The Day:
Do not for any reason known to mankind drain your bath water completely before you've finished masturbating. The water trapped beneath your body forms a suction cup effect and you will have fun explaining why you're still on the bottom of the tub, without any water present. This also applies to being wet from some pool fun and the changing room floors. Suction, it'll get ya every time!

Question Of The Day:
*As he points to the spot between my eyebrows...*

"What's with the red marks?" he askes befuddled.

"Ah yeah, that. It's my stork's bite, had it since child birth." retorting back with a smirk.

"No it's not!" as he chuckles.

"Oh, okay then, I expertly waxed my eyebrows today" explaining with laughter.

*He nods with understanding!!!*

Conclusion Of The Day
You can do a great set of nails in about 2 hours, only you notice the complete creative work!
You can do a decent set of nails in an hour and a half, only you notice the flaws.
You can "wing it" in an hour of nail creation, no ones the wiser.
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING OBSESSING FOR 2 HOURS THEN? Lesson learned, finally :)

La, la, la...
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