Monday, June 18, 2007

Erotic dancing ...

The new craze - Pole Dancing!

Okay, so this looks "interesting" to say the least. However, I'm concerned. What happens once all this "knowledge" is under your belt (pun intended); who has an unused pole just laying around their home?

Oops, wait - You can actually purchase a pole. Enough said.

Certified instructor? Who's certified to teach this, and how does one become certified? Hold on - Certified fitness instructor with over 12 years experience. Experience in what?

Anyhoo, cost of such a frivolous endeavor runs between $25 per session in the USA and approximately $60 buckeroos in Canada or you can always opt for more bang for your loonie here $175 Pole, $100 Cardio Striptease or both for $225.00 Choices, so many.

Sing it, "Let's get retarded in here..."

3 comments:

Roland said...

I can't believe it!
Wonder Woman is actually upset about huge poles!
I just don't know what to say.
Ah heck, sure I do;
It's a pole WW, ride it!

Wonder Woman said...

Upset, naw. Bewildered, perhaps. Jealous, most definitely!

Riding the big pole, YEEHAW!

nuru massage ottawa said...

I wonder why such pole is laying around? Maybe it can be used for strip dancing.