Friday, April 27, 2007

Today is my birthday - hip, hip hooray!


Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles;treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a Canadian, using Bill Gate's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friends, is Globalization


Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Lady!!

Billy D

Pablo said...


Joelle said...

Sooooo...did you have fun on your birthday? ;)

Wonder Woman said...

If by "fun" you mean sex - naw, I had an interestingly busy, action packed, fun day without getting a piece.

Oh don't you fret, I think I can, I think I can, I KNOW I WILL!!!!!

PS. Thanks for all the wonderful thoughts peeps!

Billiam said...

Belated Happy B-Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!