Monday, April 9, 2007

Just Another Pretty Face

A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to gain her attention, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta Slogan,"Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, Nope, not Delta."

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list. Next he tried the United slogan, "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?"

This time the woman savagely turned on him, "What the fuck do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said....
"Ahhh, Air Canada!"

3 comments:

MikeT said...

Heh. The good looks should have given it away that she wasn't an American! The last time I flew on an American flight, the one stewardess we had was middle aged, wore a rumpled uniform and looked like she had the disposition and manners of a chain-smoking bar maid...

MikeT said...

You can only imagine my reaction after that when I flew Air France from NYC to Europe and back...

Pablo said...

Don't get me started on how much I hate Air Canada!
Thanks for the laugh!