There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, verbally, and by hand.
This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Your most welcome!
Thursday, April 5, 2007
ALERT!
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There is also a virus going around that puts men to sleep easily! It's called Severe Energy eXhauster. Very dangerous if it is contracted behind the wheel, but otherwise benign :)
Mmmm.
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