Wednesday, March 28, 2007

What's News & What's Not

  • Last week I made a brief 'visit' at the hospital for my pre-operation blood work. I was asked to please lie down, apparently I reeked of anxiety. I explained I rarely faint, I just get "woozy".

She retorted, "I'd feel better if you got comfortable here..." *pointing to the bed*

I did, it all went swimmingly :)
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They got my blood, pee and an x-ray to boot! And whoever said I'm not a giving person, sheesh...

  • I completed my piercing course and absolutely LOVED it! I 'did' real live human flesh piercings.

An eyebrow, a couple of ears, a belly button, nose and female nipples - what a blast!

My 18 year old daughter found my enthusiasm rather dis concerning *smile upon lips* "Mom that's kinda creepy.."

"I KNOW!!!" I exuberantly replied. I like this far too much!

You all know where to go for any piercings now (I knew it was on your minds, "Damn where do I go to get that piercing on my genitals that I've always dreamed of having?")

REMEMBER: safety first, needle in hand - second!

  • Fitness classes are on HOLD until Monday April 16Th - I will be back!

  • I'm a bit hesitant about surgery tomorrow, I've heard they have often had to reschedule the last appointment of the day due to not enough " OR time". Seamus has been amazing at calming my neurotic self down. "If it doesn't work tomorrow, we reschedule it and go out for a wonderful supper and movie." Now, why didn't I think of that?

  • It's raining and chilly. Truth be told, I'm just happy it isn't snowing!

  • PROOF is coming along excellently! Performance dates are: April 20th & 21st AND April 27th & 28th in Lipton at the Town Hall :)

  • DOH! I typed too soon, IT'S SNOWING!

Oh for ther love of oral sex...argh. Snow, again.

  • Hmmm, after surgery I won't want, okay, I won't be able to actively participate in *ahem*. TONIGHT, I get lucky whether I(he) need(s) it or not! WOO HOO!

  • Well, that's about all folks. I have my donor card filled out. My request given to Seamus, no blood transfusions! If all goes well (which I know it will) I will be cut from hip to hip, excess skin removed, sewn back up, and sent home that very day with a new, very sexy scar *wink* *wink*...

If you want to send me good thoughts, Thursday March 29th about 1pm, PLEASE send thrusting, passionate, wild, seductive thoughts MY WAY. I'm sure it will enable the BEST dreams imaginable ;)

THANKS!!!

WW

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, I don't know about passionate, seductive, etc. But I do pray for God to take care of you, and I'm quite sure He will.
Good Luck.

Billy D

(I can't ever log into Blogger for comments, so though I do visit I rarely speak)

Wonder Woman said...

Awww, okay then. That's pretty decent of ya - THANKS Mister BillydoubleD!

Pablo said...

I'll say a prayer too.

Joelle said...

Praying everything goes well...though for a woman that had 4 c-sections this should be a breeze!

Wonder Woman said...

Easy breezy...

NOT!

Thanks for prayers, wishes, and thrustingly passionate thoughts y'all ;) They worked!