Taken from - Res Ipsa Homepage (704 Houser Street)

• Men's Thesaurus:
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  "IT'S A GUY THING"
• Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
• "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
• Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
• "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
• Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
• "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
• Translated: "I have no idea how it works."
• "TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
• Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
• "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
• Translated: "Are you still talking?"
• "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
• Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification number of every car I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."
• "OH, DON'T FUSS -- I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
• Translated: "I have actually severed a limb but will bleedto death before I admit that I'm hurt."
• "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
• Translated: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
• "I CAN'T FIND IT."
• Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, soI'm completely clueless."
• "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
• Translated: "What did you catch me at?"
• "I HEARD YOU."
• Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just saidand am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."
• "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
• Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me and realizeit could be worse."
• "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
• Translated: "Oh, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."
• "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
• Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."
• "WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
• Translated: "I make the messes; she cleans them up."