23 Things To Do While Recovering From Your Surgery...


1. Pick a foreign accent and talk in it all day.

2. Answer an ad on how to make BIG money at home.

3. Make a Halloween costume out of your bedsheets.

4. Learn the Morse code.

5. Practice to become the World’s Fastest Remote-Control User.

6 Enter a sweepstakes.

7. Mix up a unique facial mask from your lunch.

8. Practice your kissing technique on a pocket mirror.

9. Try to name the Seven Dwarfs.

10. Imagine what you’d say to customers if you ran a phone “romance” service.

11. Name the provinces; now try their capital cities.

12. Teach yourself to shuffle cards like a casino dealer.

13. Say the alphabet backward.

14. See how long you can go without blinking.

15. Write your family history in rhymed verse.

16. Call a disc jockey and ask how many CDs and tapes the station has.

17. Compose a “letter to the editor” on a topic that bothers you.

18. Plan how you’d spend the money if you won a lottery.

19. Draw happy faces on your toes.

20. Call a talk show and say you’re a space alien. See if anyone notices.

21. Paste together your own “wish book” from mail-order catalogs.

22. Make a list of 100 wild, exciting things to do when you're completely recovered.

23. CONCENTRATE ON GETTING BACK TO NORMAL SOON!