Sunday, November 26, 2006

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment".


The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".


He never heard the shot............

1 comment:

MikeT said...

5 seconds of bullshitting would have given him at least five hours of her staying happy and away from him. I just don't understand why most other men haven't realized stuff like that...