A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment".
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".
He never heard the shot............
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5 seconds of bullshitting would have given him at least five hours of her staying happy and away from him. I just don't understand why most other men haven't realized stuff like that...
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