Mind, Body, Sexuality - Types of ...

PART 2 - Mind, Body, Sexuality!

Types of Sex...

Type 1 - Seductive Sex, ie: "sensualize", seduce the mind, get the sexual energy flowing; to be taken slowly, unhurried undressing, eye contact, make love, maintaining a constant steady pace.

Type 2 - Romantic Sex, ie: romantic setting and seemingly endless foreplay; candles, sexy music, caress erogenous zones, ensuing sex should be slow and rhythmic.

Type 3 - Animalistic Sex, ie: grab, kiss hard, rip clothing off, fast, hard, leaving your inhibitions at the door.

Type 4 - Passionate Sex, ie: burning with desire and you want to devour each other; intense and deeply felt.

Type 5 - Quickie Sex, ie: pressed for time, unusual location, HOWEVER you want an orgasm and you want it now.

Type 6 - Kinky Sex, ie: blindfold, spank.



A FUNNY! - Seven Kinds Of Sex:

1. Smurf Sex: This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

2. Kitchen Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

3. Bedroom Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

4. Hallway Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

5. Religious Sex: You get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

6. Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and her lawyer screws you in front of everyone.

7. Social Security Sex: You get a little each month, but not enough to live on.

So many kinds, so little time. It's a very good thing I'm a persistant bug ;)