Because I Am...

What I have found out about myself according to my junk mail folder is that I'm apparently a limp, on a lucky streak, lonely, in demand, wanted in the work field, married, consumer of great -amazing-fantastic offers, not smelly enough, woman in need of a Russian bride and sex chat with someone named Nicole, or was that Nikki, no I do believe it may have been Jennifer...

Anyhoo, you get it - I'm simply messed up!

My junk folder's mail for today:

• Feel and Smell More
• New Products - details inside
• Russian Bride for you!
• Married and Lonely (this time it was Nikki)
• Please Confirm Receipt
• Your New Job
• Chat with Me
• Wanna See My Pics

And yet I manage to just barely get by each day knowing there is so much more out there for me... *cheesy porn music*

Naw, I think I'm doing okay for now ;-)

Later Gator,

WW :)