A spuratic conversation through facebook with my lil sista evoked a great idea this fine morning...
My typing went like this: Are you seriously up THIS EARLY? I am. But I am procrastinating. Running seems like too much damn work this morning.
"I'M CHUBBY AND IT HURTS TO RUN!"
I need a shirt with that saying on it...on the back...in bold letters...as I run people will perhaps throw food out of their speeding vehicles for me... ah, prey on the weak...
LOVE YA!
PS. I can not take all the credit for this idea, however I can profit from it!
Repeat after me;
ReplyDeleteNo Pain,
No Gain,
one of my favorite T-shirts was worn my a woman..."Stop looking at my boobs".
ReplyDeleteIts funny as a self-fulfilling prophesy, you have to look to read it. Wearing writing on your shirt, encourages people to read it.
P: Shut the hell up! LOL Kidding...
ReplyDeleteR: I had a shirt once that in eency weency type, located in the middle on the shirt, and it said, "Nosey little bugger aren't you?"
This shirt will no doubt raise a few eyebrows around town AND make me smile BIG when I wear it :)
YAY ME!
I thought of another shirt yesterday running with Marvy...
ReplyDeleteAgain on the back of a T-shirt, in bold lettering:
I LOVE GOING DOWN...
(in wee little print)
hills :)
what part of the body is 'hills' ?????
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