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Happy New Year!

2010-01-01T10:21:00.001-06:00

Hmmm, what can I, do I, choose to work on this year? Ahhhhhh, a goal, per se to strive to achieve. Something that requires effort, without the dooming feel of disappointment if not achieved.

Last year I had the goal to answer the phone more, and go outside of my home when invited out by others into their homes, parties, functions.

I didn't fully succeed, however I didn't fully fall flat on my face either. I will continue to work on these points as well as adding the few others confided above.

Hell, when does this learning shit ever end?

Bahahahahaaaa,
WW ;)

AH HA!

PS. This year I will make an effort in:

... to be continued ...

I Need...

2009-12-30T22:04:00.006-06:00

I need, I want. It's always about me. Me, me, me, me.

Know what I seriously need?

Medication.

Ativan for starters followed by some nice Valium.

Perhaps a shot of vodka for the chaser.

Some days, positive thought does fuck all for ya.

Positively fucked!

Merry Ho, Ho, Ho!

2009-12-26T10:10:00.002-06:00

Wishing for you all, this holiday season, a time filled with smiles, laughter and yummy treats!

WW...

It's Safe!

2009-12-20T17:07:00.003-06:00

Whew, that was a close one ;-)

Thank you. For those of you that I ate and spat out - you f@cking well deserved it, retard.

Back to being my regular Little Miss Sunshine.

Ah, what a feeling!

WW :)

Less Sugar = Nicer Person

2009-12-17T20:10:00.002-06:00

I performed the impossible, almost, yesterday. I chose, as my daily goal, to NOT partake in sugary goodness, just for the day. Heck, it couldn't kill me right?

After 1 hour and 45 minutes I broke my goal, accidental. Seriously, I had just taught a class, saw some fudge a class participant had given me during Monday evening's class, popped it into my mouth and sucked every bit of sweet nummy heaven from it. THEN I REMEMBERED MY GOAL! Oy, at that very moment, chuckled to myself, sucked it up (literally), and gave myself a do-over.

Technically my goal began at 10:15am, not at 8:30am as indicated by my facebook status. Erik, hush!

My day went smoother. I wasn't a rambling energized rabbit on roids. Rather, I was the fitness goddess I so enjoy being. My classes KICKED A$$ - fun, energy, stable moods (note the plural on the word "mood", it's not perfect being a hormonal riddled thirty something woman people!!!)...

Today, I tried this "goal" again. Hmmm, hormones, whether we want to admit it or not, play a huge roll in emotional stability through out a woman's day-cycle-life. I'm crazy. I need to bleed. And thankfully for me and my family, I did not sedate myself in sweetness (literally, once again). Everyone is alive. For now.

Going to segregate myself, read a book, and not get pissed off at something that would logically leave me befuddled to my emotional responses. F@ck, it's going to be a bumpy ride...

Prayers are welcome,

WW :)

How To Lose Weight

2009-12-14T21:55:00.003-06:00

So, I have been asked during this holiday season,

"But how can I lose weight? I've tried EVERYTHING!"

Okay, first, why ask me? I'm a sugar addict for Christ's sake ...

Secondly, they so have not tried everything, they're still fat!

Thirdly, STOP EATING ALL THE DAMN TIME!

Fourth, maybe do something other than watch television or sit on the computer all evening long. MOVE YOUR ASS!

Stop making excuses ~ pity party HALTED, NOW!

What I really tell them is, "Eat less, exercise more."

Man, pms is gonna be a good one this month..

Oy vey!

WW...

Christmas is on it's Way...

2009-12-10T07:59:00.006-06:00

How exciting!

I love the brilliant tree lights illuminating my home over the past few days.

Especially in the wee hours of the morning. What else makes 5:30am tolerable?!

And soon, so very soon - CHRISTMAS will arrive :)

I may need a tissue, I'm so moist with anticipation!

Woo hoo!

Hmm, the above statement maybe slightly inappropriate.

Shrugs ;)

Have a most excellent day today folks -buckle your chin straps it's going to be a fun one today!

...is Rocking Out With My Cock Out!

2009-12-08T15:59:00.004-06:00

PG Rated - For all age types...

WW...

Why I Run...

2009-12-07T13:08:00.003-06:00

In order as they cloud my brain:

I run to...

.. get away quickly!

.. keep from being 330lbs, again.

.. say,"I DID IT!"

.. dodge crazy car driving lunatics, after all my middles names are, Danger-Sparkle -Diva ;)

.. - cos I can :)

.. train my mind along with my body.

.. have something to bitch about, then smile about, knowing it IS a choice.

.. sweat!

.. listen to and rock out to fun music, "I like big butts and I can not lie...".

.. push me harder than I am willing to be pushed normally.

.. fit into clothing more comfortably.

.. looking decent at 39 years old ;)

.. succeed more often, fail less.

.. have a good old chinwag with me, myself and I for about an hour.

.. make the time for me - body, mind, and spirit.

.. reap all the glorious benefits.

.. be motivated by others, if needed (is needed a lot these days in the freezing weather) ;)

.. realize what a goddess can accomplish if she really sets her mind to it!

WOOOHOOOO,

WW :)

Random Thought Of The Day

2009-12-02T14:43:00.002-06:00

If you don't have much jingle down below in your jangle you damn well better use your tongue unlike anything humanly imaginable!
Bigger is better in case he sucks in bed. He has to have something going for him. Even if it's purely a larger member with an equally larger brain.
Okay, kidding aside: Size is truly relative. Be good at what you do - no complaints - especially size issues.

Trust me, I don't lie :)

Often.

WW :)

Duh, I Remember Now!

2009-11-30T13:55:00.003-06:00

I was going through a few blogs and it hit me like a knife in the neck! People are fecking retards, for the most part.

Dear God, please grant me patience when dealing with retards.

Whew, glad I had someone to ask for help.

Amen.

WW ;)

Hanging Around

2009-11-20T14:35:00.003-06:00

Beginning of December add for paper...

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The Dee Spot
Esthetics Specialist

in Kitty's Beauty Parlour

141 Company Avenue

332-2555
　
... is renaming Saturday to, "Pierce A Part" day, in December!

Any part!

$5.00 off all body-face/ear/nose piercings!

Yes, you understood correct, ANY part ;)
　
Book your appointment: 332 - 2555
(Photo Id Required - Anyone under 16 will require a parent or guardian signature)

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The more time at home not feeling well, the more my mind needs something to do, so I create! And, oooooh it's fun ;-) Yeah, and it gives my fingers a break!

Bahahahahah...

WW ;)

Still Sick

2009-11-19T15:17:00.002-06:00

Okay, one more day.

I am giving my body TODAY to heal itself

and be done with

nasty cough/tired bug.

La, la, la...

WW :)

Hump Day!

2009-11-18T16:21:00.003-06:00

I'm sick. Crappy. However I have managed to exercise and or go for a run through out my silly set back illness/ annoying body break down.

Began Sunday.

Today I am a bit fevered.

Lots O'rest!

Tomorrow I will be that much more on my way to recovery. Yay!

Hmmm... I will share with you my add going into the paper next week. Grouchy feckers, you're allowed to be amused, hell even smile!

Yes, YOU!

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The D Spot
Esthetics Specialist
in Kitty's Beauty Parlour
141 Company Ave
332 - 2555

Seasonal Special:
Think tropical, feel the warm radiating heat spreading through out your whole entire being.
Yeah, so you need a vacation. Heck, I need a vacation. Let's do the second best possibility this winter season!
Every Friday is BRAZILIAN WAX DAY!

I'll supply the hot wax, you get to do the spreading ;)

*****All/any waxing booked on Fridays will receive a 20% discount*****

Fabulous Ideas for Christmas:

Gift Certificates are available!
Gift Boxes are available!
Manicure & Pedicure Products available!

One step beyond the G-spot, visit The Dee Spot...
332 - 2555 to book your appointment!　

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AND REMEMBER:

What goes on in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except Herpes!　

WW ;)

I NEED to Be Out!

2009-11-06T10:10:00.002-06:00

Needs verses wants.

I need to be outside running.

I want to be a sloth and do nothing.

I need to get my booty moving.

I want to keep warming the chair I currently vacate on this morning.

I need to get going with my day.

I want the world to stop briefly, allowing me time.

I need motivation.

I want a house where as it's just me and a comfy bed with cosy blankets. My husband is also invited ;)

I need to pity myself less.

I want to snuggle up and read a book; dreaming of another land.

I need to be reminded of all my blessings.

I want to remind myself of my everything wonderful around me.

Off to the races...

Buhbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

The Woman In The Yellow Jacket

2009-10-23T09:02:00.003-06:00

I debated with another title, "The Chick In The Yellow Jacket". This seemed a bit juvenile, considering the "chick" is almost 40.

And so, "The Woman", she will be. She will remain nameless.

She is everything you see, and much, much more. I have grown very fond of her. Her honesty, integrity, her charisma, her compassion for others, her ability to make most people smile, her wacky way in which she presents herself.

She is intelligent, but not a braggart. She's insightful yet allowing others to make their own paths, mistakes, adventures. She is everything and nothing. She's modest. Believing in human morality. Giving anything, everything to that belief. Maybe even sometimes when it might be dangerous.

She's a survivor. A true warrior. A gentle soul. A woman, I have grown to admire, love, and respect.

She has made errors, many. She will admit to this. Yet, she, has no regrets. She believes in living. Moving forward. Learning.

I sure wish she could visit more often. I like who I am around her, who I transform into, who I become.

Thanks Woman In The Yellow Jacket, thank you so much for everything!

God Bless,

WW ...

How I Feel, Mostly

2009-10-22T09:24:00.007-06:00

I feel appreciation; human kindness is a beautiful thing.

I feel confused, when restrictions are put upon me.

I feel love; the tone, texture and quality of someone's words spoken, directed to me.

I feel disappointed, as others must apparently not "get it".

I feel enlightened, as immensley intelligent people search for the same answers that I do.

I feel needed, when requested :)

Feelings! Oh yeah...

WW!

until next time...

Hi-Dee-Ho!

2009-10-21T14:03:00.004-06:00

Yowza, it's been a while, eh?

Not even snowed in, yet ;)

I've been a busy honey bee, lemme tell ya!

I have all four children back at home plus an extra (she was kicked out of her home and heck, why not?) as well as four large dogs (yes, four - three is town bylaw, but we refer to the fourth pup as a "constant visitor") and two parental figures (I am one of those, loooook out ;-) Oh, also the little extra woman child figure came with 2 bunnies and 2 chinchillas!

We live is a small bungalow, and I couldn't be happier, MOST days :) I believe we really need to create another bathroom tho. It's my only true annoyance. If ya wanna call it that. And, I can live without another bathroom. BUT, if my fairy godmother asked me, I'd ask for it!

My second jobs, have now come to an end, as they were seasonal.

I have applied to be an Education Assistant at the elementary school on top of keeping my esthetics's business open. People don't really care so much about pretty toes and waxing (furry winter Sasquatches) during our 9-10 months of winter in the Great White North ;)

Starting up fall fitness classes, again. This session Seamus my handsome honey, is going to tag team me in an hour & a half of pure "BLISS"! Some women are already commenting on facebook how "scared" they are. If it doesn't kill ya *evil twinkle in eye*...

Poor buggers, muahahahaha!!!

This week has been slow, relaxed and very quiet. How unusual and enjoyable! Getting kids off to school, others to work, making suppers, doing my running during work hours (waaaay less traffic from 9-11am), having a bath and not having to rush in the shower... I could get used to this luxury indeed-d-dee!

Real life, I can feel, is right around the corner, so I am going to take a few deep breathes and enjoy what I have while I have it.

Ah.

Beautiful.

Stay Classy My Blogging Buddies,

WW...

to be continued!

A Nice Big... Bonus!

2009-08-26T19:41:00.004-06:00

Hello!

Yup, still alive.

Thriving, busy, enjoying life :)

So much to say/ nothing much to tell...

Fall, sneaks in soon enough, hold on!

Until then, a quickie!

Client and dear friend bought for me, candy nipple tassels. Uh huh, yes, exactly!

Funny shit, really.

That night, put them on, surprised hubby...

And he "liked" them ;-)

Seriously.

Men, so focused on simple naked boobs.

I LOVE THAT! I love him, for being like that!

Snip Snap Snout,

I'm - OUT!

WW ;)

Hahahahahahaha...

Three Down, One to Go!

2009-07-11T20:14:00.004-06:00

Congratulations my son -

it wasn't easy...

but YOU did IT!

I'm forever proud of you my boy!

Just Another Monday...

2009-06-22T20:37:00.003-06:00

Just restraining myself, trying not to delve into the "everything" I've been up to.

You can take a wild stab at it tho...

PS. I highly recommend the fun!

Mmmm,

WW ;-)

A Full Life Of...

2009-06-11T19:29:00.003-06:00

Never lose "Hope"...

Party!

WW :)

This Is For The Girls!

2009-06-11T19:12:00.004-06:00

Words for Women to Live By

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1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's okay. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

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Good friends are like stars.

You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.

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Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today.

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WW ;)

Joke's On Vous!

2009-05-21T16:50:00.003-06:00

A teenage boy asks his granny,

"Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?"

Granny says,

"F*ck the pills; have you seen the dragons in the living room?"

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Yeah, okay so I found this REALLY funny.

*shrugs*

Love me for who I am and who I am not.

Deal with it!

WW ;)

Cos' I'm A Learner!

2009-05-11T09:00:00.002-06:00

Word of the Day for...

Monday, May 11, 2009

bombinate \BOM-buh-nayt\, intransitive verb:

To buzz; to hum; to drone.

WW ;)