Sunday, July 1, 2007

New Fav Saying!

What are you retarded?
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7 comments:

  1. Pablo10:50 p.m.

    Hee hee!
    Glad I'm such an influence on you!
    All kidding aside, sometimes it really is the right thing to say to someone. It captures the stupidity of their behaviour as no other words can at the moment.

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  2. mmaier211211:01 p.m.

    Absolutely! You know, until they start wailing... YESSSSS!!! I AMMMMMM!!!" Then they start tearing down small buildings around them and crushing babies and kittens in their palms.

    THEN you have to be afraid!

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  3. Wonder Woman9:27 a.m.

    Or when you catch them eating paste,

    Or when you notice window streaks - must be a window licker,

    Or they drool uncontrollably,

    Or if they wear a helmut, often,

    Or they get on the short bus with a helmut,

    Or...dear heavens this shouldn't be so funny!

    Bad Wonder Woman, baaaad!

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  4. Pablo9:48 a.m.

    I'm a fan of that unaddressed booger in their left nostril. And their ability to get upset at anything. Or to be amused by anything.
    Good times...

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  5. heidi10:23 a.m.

    to be amused by anything

    This is why they can be my friends... We have so much in common.


    I am fond of the pure and unadulterated joy they recieve from sucking on vacuum cleaner attachments.

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  6. Billiam12:09 p.m.

    Of COURSE I'm retarded! I'm a truck driver!

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  7. mmaier21125:07 p.m.

    "I'm a fan of that unaddressed booger in their left nostril."

    You mean "The bat in the cave"!

    That's how I love to refer to it.

    Since it takes folks almost forever to get it, I get to say "I TOLD you it was there" AND! I get to laugh at them for a while.

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