Monday, June 18, 2007

Erotic dancing ...

The new craze - Pole Dancing!

Okay, so this looks "interesting" to say the least. However, I'm concerned. What happens once all this "knowledge" is under your belt (pun intended); who has an unused pole just laying around their home?

Oops, wait - You can actually purchase a pole. Enough said.

Certified instructor? Who's certified to teach this, and how does one become certified? Hold on - Certified fitness instructor with over 12 years experience. Experience in what?

Anyhoo, cost of such a frivolous endeavor runs between $25 per session in the USA and approximately $60 buckeroos in Canada or you can always opt for more bang for your loonie here $175 Pole, $100 Cardio Striptease or both for $225.00 Choices, so many.

Sing it, "Let's get retarded in here..."

3 comments:

  1. I can't believe it!
    Wonder Woman is actually upset about huge poles!
    I just don't know what to say.
    Ah heck, sure I do;
    It's a pole WW, ride it!

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  2. Upset, naw. Bewildered, perhaps. Jealous, most definitely!

    Riding the big pole, YEEHAW!

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  3. I wonder why such pole is laying around? Maybe it can be used for strip dancing.

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