If I flip a coin what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
What's a sexy hottie like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
If I could rearrange the alphabet... I'd put you between F and CK
Ay carumba...are those real?
You must be Jamaican... because Jamaican me crazy.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
If I were to ask you for sex... would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and oral sex? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?
My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.
Got two nipples for a dime?
If this bar is a meat market... you must be the prime rib.
You might not be the best looking girl here. But beauty is only a light switch away.
Be unique and different - just say yes.
Hi. I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?
I've just moved you to the top of my to do list.
Seriously honey - sex is like pizza. Even if it's bad it's still pretty darn good.
You know - I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Hey... I might not be the cutest one here... but I am the only one talking to you.
MY FAVORITE: Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Here's a few to add to your list...
ReplyDeleteI like every bone in your body, especially mine.
The word of the day is "legs", let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
That outfit is going to look great in a pile on my floor in the morning...
ReplyDeleteBilly D
OHMYHeavens, niiiiiice ;)
ReplyDeleteI saw this absolutely drop dead hot redhead yesterday. I stopped in my tracks, stared at her for a second, wide eyed, of course. I then looked out side, then back at her and said "That explains it." She seemd unsure and said "Explains what?" To which I replied "Why the Sun is too embarrassed to come out." Maybe it was my delivery...
ReplyDeleteOr maybe she didn't "get it"?
ReplyDelete;) Better luck next time!